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(1.618..., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:45, archived)
# arf..........at least he's got 2 eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:49, archived)
# chortle
Remember, kids! Mark Thomas knows a lot of very, very dull facts and is fully prepared to pretend that they are actually comedy, and repeat them at you.

A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:55, archived)
# haven't seen him over here
 
just looked at some youtube clips, he's about as funny as a fat Ben Elton
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Hey, you watch it
He gave me some handmade paintbombs. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:02, archived)
# I quite like Mark Thomas, just not as a comedian. It's weird.
I particularly remember one show where he was stood in front of a giant flowchart diagram of the companies that now run the UK rail networks.

Ben Elton is similarly enthusiastic, but repellant. But Blackadder was so good. It's all very confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Ben is a better writer than he is a performer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:05, archived)
# he was funny in the eighties
what's he done lately, that you'd rate?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:07, archived)
# I'm not fully up to date.
I just wiki'd and there are two more books I have not read yet.
And a new one out soon. But I've read the others and liked
most of them as good quick reads with a nice dash of vitriol.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:17, archived)
# ^this
He's about exciting as looking at a dead fish when he performs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:10, archived)