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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PYLE??????
From the Sausages! challenge. See all 414 entries (closed)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
What a song, I can't believe it's not our national anthemepiphany I think you should find a photo of some dogs dressed as people dressed as sausages and win the competition.
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zoldergoose,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:33,
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There's already one in my profile I think..
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:34,
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I spent a good hour or two laughing when I first found them epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:38,
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AND EVERY DISCO I AM IN,MY HEART IS PUMPING FOR BEER, PUMPING FOR BEER
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:34,
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Like using your fingers to clean out a Dyson
Kris Fucking Kristofferson,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:30,
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I know about cyclones tho...I could probably design one
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:36,
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It's a REGULAR SAUSAGE TEST!
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:33,
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there are many sausages like thisbut this one is his
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:33,
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Now you're gonna eat it......while the rest do courtesy reach-arounds.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:34,
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GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND CLEAN THE FLOOR WITH THIS!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:35,
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This is my Sausage.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My Sausage is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My Sausage without me is useless. Without my Sausage, I am useless.
I must fire my Sausage true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My Sausage and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,
the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.
We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My Sausage is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its barrel.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my Sausage clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God I swear this creed.
My Sausage and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.
(There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My Sausage is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My Sausage without me is useless. Without my Sausage, I am useless.
I must fire my Sausage true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My Sausage and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,
the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.
We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My Sausage is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its barrel.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my Sausage clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God I swear this creed.
My Sausage and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.
Kris Fucking Kristofferson,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:37,
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HAHAHACompo it
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:38,
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