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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil sausages.
From the Sausages! challenge. See all 414 entries (closed)
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:04, archived)
We'd have to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:06,
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Is b3ta being a dick to anyone else?I can't get more than one thread to load at a time.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:33,
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it's running ok for mebut I hate my isp
maybe you've got some australian filter or filter going on
where someone's going "no, this won't do, how rude!"
(maybe you've got some australian filter or filter going on
where someone's going "no, this won't do, how rude!"
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:34,
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Perhaps yor local connection station is bottlenecking the hertz bandwidth on which the B3ta server packets are deposited. Netline. Broadnet.
Ttssattsr,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:37,
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modem interfacial resolution throttle handshake disruption issuefirewall DDoS jackhammer DNS blacklist redundancy
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:55,
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Those two issues can be killers. I remember this one time I got a worm on my hard drive. I had to defrag the boot.ini file and brute force the password via DOS just to get that sucker to work again. Ttssattsr,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:01,
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You ever had ultimatecock.dll turn up in your sytem32?I had to underclock the bottomware just to get it onto recovery.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:03,
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No but I think I have a virus called System Idle Process because it's taking up all my RAM. Ttssattsr,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:04,
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"brute force" is a funny expression in that kind of contextgiven that what it actually means is relentless persistence.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:03,
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What can I say, I'm a funny guy, Mofaha. Write that down. Ttssattsr,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:04,
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It looks kind of lame written down like that. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:05,
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Yyyyyyeeeeessssssssssssssssssss.Whoops 5am gonna watch some Eureka and go to bed. NITEBROS.
( Ttssattsr,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:06,
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ALSO:I just watched Animal House with Kk, she hadn't seen it before, and it's been a long time since I last saw it. It's aged pretty badly.
I think Superbad is a much better movie, as teen movies go.
(I think Superbad is a much better movie, as teen movies go.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:00,
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Still haven't seen Pineapple Express.Kk's seen it, she said she enjoyed it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:04,
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There are no funny Saturday night live or National Lampoon movies.None, they have all sucked. And sucked really fucking hard in some cases.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:31,
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Nope.While there are some good points in its favour (Sheen), the writing and directing is utter crap.
You could chop it down to 15min and run it as a long filler sketch for MadTV or TVFunhouse.
(You could chop it down to 15min and run it as a long filler sketch for MadTV or TVFunhouse.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 6:33,
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