You can't beat a good bar jokeOkay, so a blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Hey. Why don't you get up on the bar and do the Hokey-Pokey?' The blonde says 'I'd love to do anything you want, as many times as you want.' A monkey pounds on the bar and yells 'I'm gonna do the mattress Macarena with you all night long!'
The blonde holds the monkey over her tequila shot and yells 'Spit it out you bastard!'
(The blonde holds the monkey over her tequila shot and yells 'Spit it out you bastard!'
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Thu 27 Aug 2009, 1:59,
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