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much better than that annoying beeping
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:17,
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It would be much more fun if there was a little electronic voice that just said what you'd bought.
"Peas, cabbage, bread, tampons, cucumber, lube, condoms,..."
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:19,
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sounds like a fun night
except for the peas, cabbage, bread and tampons
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:24,
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Well obviously you just lack experience/imagination.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:30,
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very likely
but i prefer to keep the kinky stuff in the dungeon.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:30,
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And just as one of the strange silences that come over supermarkets occasinally comes over.
You hear "Beep, Tena lady."
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:25,
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I don't know why I'm aiming this at you. I'm sure you don't need the piss pads.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:25,
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umm........no, of course not
*adjusts undercrackers*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:27,
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In tescos the staff can choose between tones
1) a beeping noise
2) a lower pitched beeping noise.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:25,
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THE WONDERS OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY!
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:26,
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BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP
When I worked there I nearly killed myself I tried to get a rhythm out of it.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:34,
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Any advertising types want a free idea?
Get a supermarket and get each till to play a different note, stock them with tins and get them to play a song.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:36,
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or
3) the sound of their will to live slowly being broken
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:27,
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This also
It sounds like "Do you have a clubcard?"
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:30,
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sadly
i do :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:31,
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4million more points and you'll have enough for a free pair of toenail clippers!
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:33,
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you mean i should stop biting them?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:35,
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Just try to stop before you reach the ankle.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:38,
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sound advice
somebody should have told heather mills this years ago
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Aug 2009, 21:44,
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