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# I'm going to trap a group of environmentalists inside a caravan which I will set fire to. Then I will take the remains, attach Richard Hammond to them, throw them in a lake and watch him sink.
Then I will spew a vaguely racist generalisation about the country that so incompetently manufactured the caravan, then I will dance on the graves of the enviromentalists.

Then I will get my dream job as a Top Gear presenter.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# You forgot shoehorning the british army into a road test.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I watched that hoping they'd accidentally killed him.
And it had, for some reason, been broadcasted anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
#
what's wrong with that, the ones where the military are involved are usually the most epic www.liveleak.com/view?i=1fb_1228841071
(Peter_G, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I like Top Gear.
I just prefered it when the features weren't so obviously scripted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# but they... er...
well....

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# If you could be so kind as to also apply this strategy to all sport personalities we just might have world peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I am amused by the thought of burning environmentalists
particularly, I ponder the resultant carbon emissions into the atmosphere.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Their inveitable vegetarianism would mean they're far more likely to produce more methane per day than other humans.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Man, the burning caravan's gonna light up the night sky!
ahh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# That is an ironic aside worth pointing out to them through the barred window of the caravan just before they die.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I could always play with them by suggesting the utilisation of carbon trading certificates before they die
bonus points if they fall for this scam!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)