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[challenge entry] This doesn't really work

because of the whole Jewish thing :?

or maybe it does.

i'm drunk.

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# RACSIT!
HARRO!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# arf!
although the helmets would suggest riding rather than driving
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Don't overestimate the Chinese
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
# after having sex with one
i don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
# hahaha
Did he wear a helmet? Actually don't answer that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# no
but after half an hour with me, he needed crutches and an ice pack ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Pelvic bruises hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
# yes
but it's fun getting them.
it's the friction burns that are the killers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
# What ever happened to lovemaking?
IT GOT FUCKED! AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)
# maybe they have really bumpy roads in china
(gtfomh, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# either that
or they're scared of a godzilla attack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# This ^
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
#
stupid board, i would have missed this if i hadnt searched through 3 fucking pages because of saturday night boredom. is there an obvious reason why replied posts dont get displayed first?
(Mr Chicken, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Needs more Ginger Prince Harry, Son of Hewitt
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)