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# Mormonism isn't a religion in it's own right.
They're a Christian denomination. It's a particularly whacky brand of Christianity, but Christianity all the same.

To be fair, they're whacky in a fun way, not whacky the way Catholics are whacky.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# The second coming has happened in America
Jesus gave a bloke magic spectacles to read scriptures made of gold.

The guy must have been immensely strong just the carry the fuckers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# He didn't have to carry them
That's the best bit; the angel who gave them to him told him to bury them and not tell anyone where they are.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I know that
but he still had to shift them and one point.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# The Wheelbarrow of the Covenant
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Aren't most religions 'of the wacky brand'?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# They're all stupid
but the Mormons are the Timmy Mallet of religions.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# *clicks*
(Should probably be *smites*, but hey :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# WACKADAY - THE END OF ALL DAYS
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)