God - Adam was made from dust
god 'I am going to make woman'
adam 'You going to make her with dust too?'
god 'Nah, one of your ribs innit!'
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Victor Meldrew,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:00,
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It's ironic really
She was made from one of his ribs and for every more he kept trying to bone her.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:08,
archived)