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# WIN.
I have just been reading Bill Bryson's Notes From A Small Island, and was almost crying at his commentary about blokes in pubs discussing how to get from A to B by car - left at the second roundabout at Sodding Chipbury, then turn right by the pub in Little Arsehole ('Nice little pub, that' someone will say, 'They do a good pint of Old Toejam' ...).

'When are you planning on leaving?'

'About 10ish.'

'About 10ish?! Oooo ... hahahaha - if I were you I'd have left a fortnight ago ...'
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
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(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)