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[challenge entry] Bless him with his words of shite


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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Would
his missus that is
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# ^that'm
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Arf!
Also, I saw "Up" last night. Simply fucking wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# isn't it just
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# And you're totally right about the first 10 minutes
deserving an oscar on their own. The first Pixar film that has genuinely made me emotional. I was shocked at how much darker it is than the films previously.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I think the opening is dark in a perfectly beautiful way
the rest is surprisingly up, and it pisses all over the last Indiana Jones from a very great height, with a more believable action pensioner
P.S. I'm off to see it again tomorrow, followed by Zombieland. I think it is quite possibly going to be a perfect afternoon.
(assuming I get the sex in between both films and a slap up dinner at Mrs Miggins on the way home)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Oh yeah,
it wasn't simply dark the whole way through, but the scenes where Russel is talking about his father I found rather emotional as well.

I think the difference is that it is the first film that Pixar have made that is about "real" humans so you feel a lot more closely associated with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# true (except Ratatouille that was pretty human bar the rats)
but then I've felt that way about all their characters :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Aye, that was pretty tragic,
apart from the humans being French and American ;)

I really wanna see Zombieland too.

Have you seen Ice Age 3 yet? Loved that a little while back :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Merci, mon ami.
You've given me a splendid idea about what to do with my day off, tomorrow..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:39, archived)
# hello fella
if you can make it up round this way we could double date! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Haha
There was a fantastic question to him last night pointing out that he claims more for his mortgage than the wages he's planning to freeze.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I love the tough choices angle
The worst they have to endure is five years of awkward policy interviews.
While other people are choosing between eating and paying the heating bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# He says they'll take a 5% pay cut.
No idea how they'll survive on 62k a year. Plus expenses.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Plus directorships, quangos
And the occasional brown envelope.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Oh yes, that too.
Good to see the poor bastards sharing the country's pain.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# and wondering how to afford healthcare because they've closed the rest of the hospitals
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:14, archived)
# As the old saying goes,
You can succeed best and quickest by climbing over the corpses of your rivals.

In other news, I'm now stuffed full of beans and sweetcorn on toast.

*burrrrrrps*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Gaseous expellations from your top end are the least of your worries, sunshine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Beans rarely make me trump
But I cook them myself. Beans are already cooked, they just need heating up - boil them and they cause windybum situations.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:20, archived)
# *takes notes*
*experiments*
*trumps*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# looks like a lot of dead Moviestorm characters there
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
# they're very willing to pose for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# are you insinuating that cameron has the largest collection of bloodied realdolls in england
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
# This is great but depressing
What's the general perception of how the election will turn out at the moment? Is it expected to be a walkover?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# pretty much
the reporting and journalistic masses have just got bored of the debate and are all trying out their new welcome trumpets. basically it's "we welcome our new Tory overlords" in a variety of keys...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Joy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# absolutely spot-on.
now if only some other political party were able to make the point so well and so clearly...

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# They give such good speeches nowadays...don't they?!... Lots of adjectives!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)