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(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Naughty Pi Symbol!
omg she's fucking lush. Like really fucking lush. GERT LUSH even.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Ferret nosed git!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Yeah, but how'd you feel about Kylie Minogue?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Haha.
But as you ask, marginal talent with delusions that
she's more attractive than a stained wood salad fork.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:28, archived)
# delusions...
there's plenty of evidence. The soft Australian accent to begin with...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:34, archived)
# The fact she looks sexier now than when she did starting her pop career in the 80's helps.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# ^Thumbs up
if this was facebook
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 3:07, archived)
# I've always been fond of Kylie, though I don't own any of her records
she's so wee!

literally five foot nothing.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)
# I think it was the first episode of "two pints of larger"
Where the two blokes had a pissing contest and one boasted of hiting 5'2" and saying he'd get it over kylie's head.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 3:17, archived)
# well, like Madonna, she's very good at what she does.
which is pop.

She got a bit edgier in the 90s but now she's straight back to bubblegum shite
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Charmander.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:35, archived)
# haha
I'd poke her mon.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:37, archived)
# I don't understand the reference.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Ok, I'd put my bulbasaur in her snorlax
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 3:08, archived)
# I like how you pixelled out one of her boobs!
LOL! Oh, hang on a minute....
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 2:40, archived)