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# They said that Bronton's Brendle would never return after the famous public meltdown of the original Bronton.


After months of careful auditioning we have found our new host and are committed to fulfilling all of your Brendle opportunities. If you are new to the game then you must play the earlier rounds to find out how many Brendles you possess, and also if you have a Brendle brother. Anyone who lost the Brendle joust during the bonus round must forfeit all their Brendles before playing this final round.

PRESS ESC TO PLAY

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I MUST CHOOSE AN ADVERSARY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Please let me know who you choose before the round is finalised.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# WHO WILL CHALLENGE ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I will.
But I'll warn you, I have a shoe full of ice cubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# ADVERSARY: SELECTED
 
PREPARE TO BRENDL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
# ooh, JACKPTO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# ^THIS
Fuck yeah!
And then straight after "YOU WIN!"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# My Brendles are sharpened.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# CASH PRIZE $1500
 
ORDERING METH, SPECIAL DELIVERY (SEE ABOVE)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Damn, I knew I should have span the wheel of Brendle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I am trying to redeem my Brendles from the last round (I lost them ALL)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I MUST PICK GUESTS
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Please let me know who you choose before the round is finalised.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Previous rounds:
Round One

Round Two

Bonus Brendle Challenge

Round Three
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
# BRENDLE BETROTHAL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:03, archived)
# ASLEEP/BEAST
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# $1500
fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:08, archived)
#
1: Brendle attempt
2: Pass for a Brendle on the next turn
Bonus: Bank your Brendles
3: Public Humiliation
4:...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Remove one shoe, fill it with ice cubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Sounds like you had a decent match, let's see how you go during the Brendle redemption phase.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# my esc key doesn't work it seems
i flashed my eyes. sure it said "WANK IT HARD".
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# i got 'ULTIMATE BRENDLE CATASTROPHE'
what do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
# The ultimate Brendle catastrophe is the worst thing you can possibly get
You lose a toenail for every Brendle in your posession
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I own NO Brendles
nao gimme mah praaahz!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
# hahahahha
I have cold feetsssssss
(JoePesky, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)