Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love UPS
From the New Ways To Deliver The Mail challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)
( , Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
From the New Ways To Deliver The Mail challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)
( , Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
NO MAN! THIS IS NOT THE PICTURE I WANT DRAWN!
Will you draw the picture I tell you to or not? It will not involve dinosaurs!
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:40,
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bollocks! everything should have dinosaurs in it!
stop bitching and get what you're given!
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:42,
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you'll concede the fucking lot and like it!
you're hankering for a spankering, boyo
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46,
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it puts the lotion on its skin
or else it gets arse-raped again
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:49,
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I can smell your cunt!
Which reminds me, I need to go to Billingsgate tomorrow! LOL!
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54,
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Did you shower in the brine of a million Tuna tins?
*hopes for that to be his quote*
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:57,
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you're a naughty boy
you need punishing
*digs out pvc gear and special toys*
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54,
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*digs out pvc gear and special toys*
D: FINE!
But please bare in mind that I only have a laptop touchpad to draw it with.
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:43,
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OK, well here goes.
I want you to draw a picture of Sam from Cheers headbutting a brick wall with his giant forehead and breaking it whilst Norm from Cheers uses Carla from Cheers head as a rigby ball. There shall be one dinosaur in the background. He shall be sitting in Norms chair at Cheers as Norm is busy playing sports, as previously described. You may include Diane from Cheers and Cliff from Cheers if you like, but you must NOT under any circumstance include Paul from Cheers as he is evil.
Oh also, Coach from Cheers should totally be on the phone in Cheers.
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46,
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Oh also, Coach from Cheers should totally be on the phone in Cheers.
This contains an intact brick wall.
The dinosaur is not sitting in Norms chair. Also, I can not see Coach from Cheers on the phone. This is also not drawn. Finally, you have clearly made Carla from Cheers head a football, or soccer ball if you will, and not a rugby ball.
2/10 for effort.
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:02,
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2/10 for effort.
The Brick wall is still in tact,
and it is not drawn yet.
4/10 for effort.
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:21,
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4/10 for effort.
ahh, jolly good, you've lost the plot
belk squak plunger gob munt peanut plastic bong wood snot graph balsamic aeroboard twat binge goat fred tubnut broken trumpet losegne throat pump bleat gong midget chaos alberquerque format polish frond leg bike sandal magnet smile thrush russet banjo cardiogram tower brick sponge apple grease harpic lung guts bike rampant tree boat stop.
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:42,
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HA HA HA HA HA HA! THat was the best episode
of Fresh Prince of Bel Air ever!
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:43,
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hahaha yeah! like he was trying to impress his girlfriend
and like there was an earthquake and he was like "da ert moved!" and he's all scared and she's like "uh, wuss" ahahaha that was the best episode ever
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:45,
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HA HA HA!
Yeah, that was a great episode. Do you remember that episode where Carlton danced really badly and then Will from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air's uncle was really fat and the butler, who was called Geoffrey from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was really English? That episode was hilarious. That was the episode where Ashley from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was really fit too! I think it may also have been the episode when DJ Jazzy Jeff from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was thrown out of the house, totally physically, by Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air's Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. LOL!
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48,
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haha, do you remember the episode where carlton thought that will had killed someone
and was all "OH MY GOD WILL OH MY GOD!" and started running around the house and the audience laughed and then he ran into the audience shouting "OH MY GOD WILL" and the audience laughed and he ran outside of the audience and around the building "OH MY GOD WILL" hahah best episode ever
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00,
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
That totally WAS the best episode ever! Do you remember that episode when Vyvyan suddenly looked completely different from all the episodes before and everyone was like, THAT'S NOT VYVYAN! but then Queen Latifah turned up and Will and her went for Pizza and he was like, ooooh! No, you're fat, I can't go out with you, but then they both did Walrus faces with straws and fell in love! That was a great episode! Nearly as great as the episode when Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air went playing Pool with Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air in Aspen.
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:04,
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i like the thought of
midget chaos, a frog leg bike, broken trumpet lozenges and rampant trees.
especially rampant trees.
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:45,
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especially rampant trees.
rampant bush throbbers
the lot of them!
*shakes a milk bottle at them*
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46,
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*shakes a milk bottle at them*
Ha ha ha!
Do you remember that episode of New Mexico when it turns out that it isn't really part of Mexico? That was funny! IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS IN AMERICA, NOT MEXICO! LOL!
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:51,
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well, to put it bluntly,
I'm a fucking WRONGER
*strips off and smears own shit everywhere*
I GOT YOUR BARCLAYCARD RIGHT HERE BASTARDS!!
hahahahahahaha
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Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:58,
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*strips off and smears own shit everywhere*
I GOT YOUR BARCLAYCARD RIGHT HERE BASTARDS!!
hahahahahahaha