*puts on gruff 70's northern accent*so i went to the Dentist, and as i was laying back in the chair with me gob wide open, he says to me:
'Here, have you been having oral sex recently?'
so i ask him,
'Yes - have i got a pube in my teeth?'
and he says:
'No, you've got shit up your nose!'
('Here, have you been having oral sex recently?'
so i ask him,
'Yes - have i got a pube in my teeth?'
and he says:
'No, you've got shit up your nose!'
moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:57,
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