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(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# He could go work at Jewsons
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Nah mate - that's be Santa you're thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Or Green Giant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Or Dr Who
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Or Barry George.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# or Terence Trent Darby
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Or Janine Tappleflaff, the second woman to invent the cement mixer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# That's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Fiona Bruce
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# O_O
back in 5 minutes

she would so get it, as would Debra Stephenson who does the impressions of her with Jon Culshaw
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# oi!
get out!


find yer own cubicle!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I HAVEN'T GOT TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# O_O

www.b3ta.com/board/9820487

vindicated...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# yes
as would Ronni Ancona

cor *imagines Debra Stephenson and Ronni Ancona both doing FB impressions together in sexy undies and getting all lezzy and then the real Fiona Bruce walking in and dropping her raincoat*

back in 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Your sacks must be as dry as the Serengeti by now, shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I keep scrolling back up
and they keep filling back up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# stoppit!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# tissue?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I need a gag to stop laughing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I see you brought one.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *waves hand in front of those eyes*
Barry....

Barry..........

Nope - he's gone very far away this time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# WOOF!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It just wouldn't have been the same with Jo Brand
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# HI!
been having a fun afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Given his source material over the last couple of hours I would say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Somebody posted a link to
this and I haven't looked back since!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# phwoaaaaaaaaaar
I'm with Griffy!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# yeh
about that - keep it pointing the other way will you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I was in M&S at the weekend while Mrs S went for a fitting
it was hard work hanging around in that department with the 15 foot posters of Noemi Lenoir
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# i had a similar problem with this
www.pandoraschoice.com/index.asp

much harder to download though
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# bollox
Access Denied
You have attempted to access the following web page:

www.pandoraschoice.com/index.asp
Access has been blocked because:

Prohibited by URL database (Pornography & Adult Material)

Management have deemed that access to this web page is inappropriate at this time. Please contact your supervisor if you feel that this is incorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
it's a retro lady pants site, nothing too naughty at all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# bloomers?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# more or less
more less than more thankfully
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hahahah denied!
Ask them how the hell you're supposed to buy any retro lingerie for Mrs S?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I had to get a site unblocked today just to look at CDs
I might be pushing it a bit with this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# PHWOAR!
I'm with Griffy and Freebs!

Budge up, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# *sobs*
I'm missing out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# and I think Freebs really has popped off for a bit of 'me-time'
DIRTY FREEBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# oi!
I was erm...

formatting some css...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# by smashing your cock against it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I'll miss Barry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# That pic is so much better with Fiona Bruce added
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# corrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# this mearly seals the deal
still would
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Sorry for the TJ
I had a new Tattoo done



I know this isn't flicker so I added Jebus, Please note jebus is not part of the tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Pfffft
At least it's not a self-fellating dragon
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Have you been drinking too much redbull?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I'm more a relentless person
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Before me, you rightly tremble.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Your trampstamp is too high up
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Don't be cruel
He might be a midget
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I prefer to be called Vertically challenged
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hehehe!
mind if i slip you a portion
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# But, but, but.
I can make the fish last a reeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllllllllllllyyyyyy long time before you have to get some more.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha
That'll help the depleted cod stocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I've had, once or twice, something that is 90% batter
with a tiny bit of fish about smaller than a fish finger inside.

There's a guy works down the chip shop, I swear he's Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)