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# don't lie
we all know you love having a wank to mamma mia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# wait.. how did you know?
Oh I'm soo ashamed...

*fwaps furiously to ABBA*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# i'm always watching you
i saw you picking the crap from between your toes last night...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I couldn't help it!
It made my toes feel all icky and weird...

I just wish you weren't so obvious about it...

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(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# i'll hide better next time
you need thicker curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# nice flat though innit
:S
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I wish
ours isn't bad. But the neighbourhood is not so good.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# double bluff, sucker!
you only found the BIG camera!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# DAMN!
what's that buzzing...

??
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# umm.....
*makes note to leave special toys at home*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)