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[challenge entry] Well, better than standin' by a plastic kettle, innit?

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(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# haha!
they sent me a begging letter yesterday
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# "Dear Ms. Monkey,
Please, please stop molesting our workers while they're trying to work."?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# i have no idea how that tambourine got up there!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I get a hundred of them this time of year
made the mistake of sending to one charity by mail a few years ago - they all sell your address just like a commercial company!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# so does my mum
they've started sending them to the whole bloody family! still, got loads of free christmas cards ;)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# My son plays the Tuba!
good instrument!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I did this a while back-


been playing mine since the 60s!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Pa rum pa pum PARP!!!!
:D Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# We have a contest (on another list)
to see if anybody can survive the season without hearing any version of "Little Drummer Boy" (in stores, on the street, on the radio, film or TV, even in private homes) between Halloween and Xmas. Most years nobody wins - I am always out by the 20th...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# then don't listen to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMhSjDqvRs
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Right you are . . . much more useful !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)