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[challenge entry] Jesus is on vacation

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(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# he's been on vacation for almost 2,000 years
bout time he got his sodding arse BACK if you ask me...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Big in japan,
AND FUCKING HUGE IN GREECE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# No he's just very very close
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# 0.0484% improvement in speed and style
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# EVERYTHING
works better with a smiley face
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# ur 2 weird 4 me, ami
Also, I was just watching the colbert report and thought I'd share this:

From the Wall St Journal last week



YES. Absolutely NAILED letting my family down.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Comedy Central?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Yep - the colbert report.
I just screenshotted it from there
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Oh ok.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# OI! JESUS! GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)