Imagine the horrors!
Burning the roof of your mouth with coffee! Accidentally trapping some of the skin on your finger in a bulldog clip! Testing how staplers work using your thumb! Discovering how nasty staple removers can actually be! Trying to stab a cow-orker with a letter opener just as you discover they've got the same militaristic uses as bricks! the openers, not the cow-orkers, though this issue is open to a mass debate
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