It's a shame that presents bought over a week away from christmas day don't count.
They don't have the christmas sparkle. The closer to christmas day you leave it the more sparkle they have, with christmas eve, of course, being best.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:16,
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i shall buy myself a bikini on christmas eve
if you are right, it should have ample sparkle
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:19,
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That's not a gift.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:23,
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it's my gift to myself
and any bloke i see
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:25,
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