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# Well it was a bottle of chessboard. Except it had all seperated.
Hang on. My mistake. It was a bottle of guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Chessboards have quite a chequered history
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# they also have a very black-and-white view of everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Paul McCartney plays chess
Chessboards inspired the song "When I'm 64 (squares)".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Also the lesser known song
"If you take my queen I'll punch you in the cunt"

(it was a b-side)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I hear, 'Get Out of my Life you rancid Gold digging Pegleg'
Was inspired by Heather Mills.

It's like the old joke going around when Linda died.
Paul sits his kids down and say, 'Kids. I've got some good news and some bad news.'
'Father. You can tell us anything. What is it?' they say together.
'Well the bad news is my wife; you're loving mother had sadly passed away.'
'Oh my god! What is the good news?'
'Steak for dinner!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# You may be thinking of checkers:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)