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# Of course dog is foods
Dear B3ta, I ate a red hot mini pizza straight from the oven and completely burnt the skin off the roof of my mouth - please advise.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# repeat this activity multiple times
but make sure the camera is running
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Step 3) Upload to Youtube
Step 4) Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# *switches on oven*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# yoghurt
you need yoghurt with honey

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I don't have any, but I do have some Advocaat
I shall combine Mr. Man's suggestion with dairy produce (eggs) and drink this.

Much obliged
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Mmmm
you could try anything milky like a pint of baileys. spicey food is non-polar so is low water solkuble.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Suck on a tube of moisturiser
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Is that
your favoured chatup line?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# No
Not even close
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I have done this on many occasions
Rub your tongue on the now smooth roof of mouth
enjoy
...
profit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# hahah i am doing that now
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# drink more piss
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# do the same to your tongue to match it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Blood orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# SEX FUNERAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# NIGHT FEVAH, NIGHT FE-VAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Sandpaper and iodine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# T_T
Harsh, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Sell more dick
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)