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[challenge entry] A piece of speculative fiction

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(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Fuck Murdoc
Just fuck Murdoc.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Murdoc doesn't actually exist. He's the virtual manifestation of the darkest recesses of the human mind, ala Tartovsky's Solaris.
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# haha
hummusfilled
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I'm going to do the unthinkable now
and defend ITV.

Dropping the South Bank show was the result of the Government reducing their public-service agenda.
They've wanted to drop it for years, but it was the only show that fulfilled their Arts coverage remit.

See also: religious programs, kids TV and the soon to be abolished local programming
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Really?
It's funny how the public service remit works, for example: 2.bp.blogspot.com/_QfVWU-2pVL4/SraLstD_utI/AAAAAAAAIWg/31juUZ-KNl4/s1600/obi-wan-kenobi-01-large.jpg (from about 7:53)
To be honest, I never really liked the South Bank Show, and I'm usually into faggy art programs. In our time is a classic though.
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I'd watch depending who the subject was
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# That's the problem
He did the thing Jools Holland did of having a few douchebags like Will Young every now and then to keep the boss happy while he did a few on the Bolshoy Ballet or something, but then the former started to outweigh the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Didn't he do one on Matt Lucas and David Walliams?
They i think was the nadir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] worked much better in my head
dog
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
this needs more attention and clicks. great work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)