I think you may have tried to squeeze too much into this ;)
There's about 5 posts-worth of hummus here...
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 10 Feb 2010, 14:51,
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It's good though
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 10 Feb 2010, 14:53,
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