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# there was a man named riker
a pretty officer, he tried to spike her
she noticed the pill
and shouted 'fuck of Will'
so he demoted her just to spite her
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:16, archived)
# this seems believable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)
# The officer known as LaForge
was notoriously always engorged,
His social skills missing
he spent his time kissing
Hologram ladies (size lorge).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)
# The Borg known simply as Seven
was torn from Collective Heaven
to live her own life
full of trouble and strife
with cyber-boobs rated eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:01, archived)