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# Awww
why dont pets like this exist? It's 2010 dammit, I want my cute fluffy abomination-to-god pet. And a flying car.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:16, archived)
# get a furby
it's pretty much what you describe
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# heheh
I bought a Furby Yoda when I was in the US - it was supposed to switch itself off if nobody spoke to it

then when I was at the airport coming home it suddenly woke up (in my bag) - with the little Yoda voice saying UPSIDE-DOWN AM I to the customs officer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I can almost hear the surgical glove snapping around an officials wrist
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)
# i can almost smell the customs official's shitty hand as it emerges from the anus
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)
# nonsense, I had one before I went
can't trust toilets in aeroplanes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)
# The answer is : "hox genes" and "retroviral immunity".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Bah! You got me with your legal mumbo-jumbo
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# blah blah blah
i need solutions not problems
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Well, okay, but they may have highway ramps for arms and octagonal bodies....
*wanders off, muttering*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:43, archived)