The idea of pouring a a vast cauldron of white-hot lava into
that trough from the other end, and watching the splendid reactions on their faces as the prospect of horrific fiery death encroached, I would find curiously satisfying.
Also: Hahaha!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:58,
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