Anti-Chocolat ?
I'd invent that - just to earn the undying hatred of all women everywhere.
(Obviously I'd claim to be Brad Pitt when registering the patent)
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Sat 13 Mar 2010, 11:07,
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Tastes of cardboard and releases depression hormones.
Yet still makes you fat.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 13 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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