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[challenge entry] Mansion Cat Pauper
New from Danny Boyle. Repeated 17 times on Channel Four, to show off the fact they've got the rights:


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(jesseventura, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Is that Oldway Mansion?
The only thing in Paignton that hasn't been completely fucked.
(philxbx did you know?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Not sure
I'm disappointed Paignton is fucked, in my head it's a perpetually sunny place full of cream teas and cheer.

And probably a smack problem.
(jesseventura, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Unfortunately it is over-run with scum.
Much like a Zombie film, except that the brain dead steal your shoes before killing you, then urinate on your bleeding face.
(philxbx did you know?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Great. Guess where I'm visiting in a week or so?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# You have my sympathy.
Avoid eye contact and words exceeding 5 letters, and you should be ok.
(philxbx did you know?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# if only there was a way of "changing" the "channel" so you wouldn't have to be mind-fucked by these programmes
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Hmm
IT wasn't a complaint that I was 'forced' to watch it, merely a comment on their eagerness
(jesseventura, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# I merely mention it because you bothered to make an image to demonstrate how you felt.
just sayin' like
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Well...
it wasn't am image to illustrate that point, just to merely show the opposite of Slumdog. The comment was incidental.

I think we may be venturing down a internets cul-de-sac here a little though
(jesseventura, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
# glee
I'm just happy because I got it before I saw your title.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Poor kittum!
Is there a donation hotline to help this kittum pay his gas bill?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# give a kitten £5 for gas
and he'll be warm for a few days.
set the kitten on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
# have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)