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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
# crucifixion is a terrible way to commit suicide
try as you might, you just can't get that last nail in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Unless you build an elaborate mechanism to swing the hammer
Perhaps scream-controlled.
The trick to suicide is making it look like murder committed by someone you don't like that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# i remember an episode of forensic detectives
where a woman shot herself, but her husband, who'd been cheating on her, was charged with her murder. they almost didn't spot that it was a suicide, she'd been so clever.
apart from the killing herself bit, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
#
...as Neil from the young ones said once....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# oh, no, i've been rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# He has a point, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)