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[challenge entry] every high street...........

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(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# ha ha, they (£1 shops) are like mushrooms
one minute none, then 10 spring up in a patch on the high street over night.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Reminds me of the Shoe Shop Intensifier Ray from Hitch-Hiker's Guide...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:07, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:12, archived)
# there was a Woolworths near me that's been split into 4 units:
- Iceland
- Poundworld (note, not even Poundland wanted to be here)
- Ladbrokes
- Cash Converters.

The four portents of the apocalypse recession right there.
Still, it's the Cheltenham Festival this week and I bought a few old playstation games for 50p each.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:08, archived)
# For some reason the name "Poundworld" just sounds like the most crushingly
bleak things ever...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:13, archived)
# They've gone from Poundland
To Poundworld

There must be a warehouse called POUNDSOLARSYSTEM.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I bought some solar powered keychain torches from my local 99p store
only the solar panel isn't actually wired to anything and the battery is non-rechargable

meaning when the battery goes flat the only thing it's good for is the bin
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:20, archived)
# i quite like them
they're good for cheap arts and craft supplies.
also batteries and chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Fact: poundshop chocolate is without fail always bloody disgusting!
it really is.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:15, archived)
# they sell toffifee
they are nyom.
so are the big dark chocolate minty santas they sell every christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:18, archived)
# do not ever buy the knock-off Choc Dips
the ones I once made the mistake of buying had "Made In China" on them I kid you not, tasted fucking foul and after a single lick of the lid it took an hour and eating/drinking other things to get shot of the taste
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)