you should have put them in a crisp packetwith salt and vinegar, so she would find and eat them. that'd teach her to stop bitching
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 21 Mar 2010, 20:29,
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Or add hot milk"This porridge is too chewy!"
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 20:36,
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porridge is vile enough as it is Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 21 Mar 2010, 20:38,
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