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# I AM SUCH A MAN THAT I JUST DON'T CARE
but yes, yes, you are right.
There's another advert as well at the moment that follows the 'tch! men' protocol
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)
# I'm just delurking to say 'Loose Women'
then relurking again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Yeah. Windging about how man are crap in bed. I know how to drive a woman mad in bed!
Tie her up, tell her all the naughty things you're going to do to her, then buggering off down the pub. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
# hahahaha
*tucks pen knife in bra*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:51, archived)
# That is no use at all
I'd use rope not pens and stop putting things in my bra.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:53, archived)
# *goes to get chain saw and hockey mask*
Lie back, you will feel very little once the drugs kick in....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:01, archived)
# OK
but I can't pay you 'til Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# that's fine
but you will have to stay here until payment has cleared.

I've made space in my attic, the evil twin causes little to no bother these days. Tho she can be a bit bitey....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Twins Basil. Twins!
/Austin Powers blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:06, archived)
# pfft
www.b3ta.com/board/9976728
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)
#
you're going to do to her you've done to her best friend
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# hahaha
YEah but if she was goingh out with me her best friend would probably be the pub:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:06, archived)
# hmmm
threesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# *imagines*
*googles*
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*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
# when you can satisfy one woman in bed
then you can have two.

Finish the one you have first before asking for more - as my mum would say.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# If you don't eat your meat how can you have any pudding?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# good analogy
but isn't the point that they satisfy each other first?
Then everything else is a bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# *giggles*
you said bonus:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# hahahhaha
that is SOOOO lazy.

I slept with a lesbian once. She was rubbish. At least men don't pretend to try.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# How was she going to be any good
if she was asleep?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)
# as in: I'm puddin it in now?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Or I'm about to sup her.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Standard Advert Formula
Look at that stupid man being a child/generally being inadequate.
Look at this clever woman. SHe is far better as she uses our product.
Look at that man now. He's been put in his place. Kids your father is no authority figure, he's pathetic, you need commercialism instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:48, archived)