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# Hail to the mighty Battenburg, King of Cakes
can't stand marzipan myself
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
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King of Cakes The UK's cheapest emetic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Some say marzipan is formulated with the vomit of tortured kittens
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# All we know is, it's called
The Sick....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# cue old joke about my mum making christmas cake with tamazipan by mistake
it was a quiet christmas that year

etc
etc
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# marzipan/battenberg = win
cake joke:

"There's only one kind of cake I don't like"
"What's that?"
"Stomachache"

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# *flicks your ear*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# get off! I need that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)