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# But a Vote for Battenberg IS a vote for common sense
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# fuck
now there's a massive dilemma

I know Battenberg isn't for everyone - but I'd vote for Battenberg *and* Melon

we need the Kemeny-Young method
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# I had to google the Kemeny-Young system
it actually looks quite sensible..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# The original script of "Macbeth" featured a lot of Battenberg cake
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
2 WITCH. Battenberg, a lovely cake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

(and later)

First Witch
1 When shall we three meet again?
2 In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

Second Witch
3 Let us consult the soothful iPhones,
4 The Met Office says it shall hail great stones.

Third Witch
5 Upon the Tuesday we shall wake,
But please, no more Battenberg cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# ha ha, you are a loon
you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Remember the time Mr. Pot made an insensitive racial remark to Mr. Kettle?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# :D
Nod's as good as wink to a blind otter.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)