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# I dont know if this should be the pictorial
representation of ROFL, ROFLMYAO, BRB or something else entirely. Maybe it shouldn't be a representation of one of these things. Maybe it should just be what it is. Totally demented...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:23, archived)
# hehe
cool, made my last f5 worth it, night!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# G'night
hope I've given you some strange things to dream about!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:25, archived)
# its goodnight from me
and its goodnight from him
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:25, archived)
# Is everyone leaving?
Do you all know something I dont? Come back here this instant and answer my question!
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:28, archived)
# I know something you dont
It appears to be 32 minutes past the third hour, which is 5 hours and 28 minutes before I will be awakening, which is a worry as I dont think its gonna happen
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3344500
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)
# It
makes an excellent, if ever so slightly pixellated wallpaper (@1280x1024). More of these I say. When you run out of net babble to illustrate, maybe you could just start on random words out of the dictionary or better still, random numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:27, archived)
# Ah well
you can have the larger version then...
www.nevillesgarden.co.uk/img/rolfmayobig.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:29, archived)
# Cheers.
Now visitors to the flat will think I am a proper bona fide weirdo, not your average amateur, walking around town muttering to self chump.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:37, archived)
# Pfft!
You're not trying hard enough. Print it onto a t-shirt and wear that around town, muttering to yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:49, archived)
# But
then people wouldnt pay any attention if I stood pointing at the sky and looking concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:50, archived)
# It's true
there's a delicate balance you've got to achieve between all these things.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:51, archived)
# woo that!
and a nice slice of yay too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:29, archived)
# i think it's wonderful
lovely stuff

perhaps its a representation of "do the funky chicken whilst partially being a gentleman"
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)
# It's an experiment.
As the sun goes down.

(And thus, I take my tired body to it's pathetic place of rest.)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:35, archived)
# YAY!!!
you've answered this before (to someone else in another thread, etc.), but I can't remember your reply --

what program are you using to create these piccies?

is it artrage?
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:40, archived)
# These
ones are all done in Photoshop.

Most of my earlier ones were ArtRages though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:41, archived)
# the rocket house
was artrage, right?

--you see, that's what I don't "get" about artrage, because you can use filters in photoshop to get the same-looking brush effects. what's the big woo about artrage, then?
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:43, archived)
# Its simplicity
You dont get all the cut/paste/zoom/touch-up functions that you get in other packages. It's just basically an artistic doodle pad and so is fantastic for just randomly scribbling ideas down. The colour mixing of the paint (when you paint over bits) is good too, it's not just the texture.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:47, archived)
# well I've had the program download saved on my desktop
for two weeks now. Maybe I'll finally install it and see what is what.
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:11, archived)
# These am most goodly.


(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:42, archived)
# Hell? Why yes, I hear it's nice this time of year...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:13, archived)
# Might want to get a ticket soon
I hear it can get tough to get one around this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Esch, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:14, archived)
# no need for a ticket
i have a chartered flight
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# durex for
all the family!
yay
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# *momma likes the french tickler
says it makes her feel all cosmopolitan and shit -- but we really knows it just reminds her of that time we bought the poodle



*to be spoken in "Deliverance"-style backwoods accent
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# heh
!
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# *you laffin at me
boy?

;)
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:44, archived)
# reminds me of foghorn leghorn
boy, i, i, say son
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:52, archived)
# I think it explains itself...
(I helped save b3ta! Esch, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:06, archived)
# isn't that just like a bush?
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# That is brilliant.
I had a good old laugh at that. The way the censored bit jiggles is perfect & the expression at the end tops it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
# hehehe
what's its name?

(I helped save b3ta! freneticvirus likes balloons, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# The bloody handprint is nice,
and just for standing like that the twunt had it coming.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:12, archived)
# park rangers
are all alike, aren't they? they love catching pervs in the woods, is all -- and they can't even be trusted with a gun!
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:18, archived)
# I think they get
a coin purse, binoculars, and ham sandwich instead of a gun. Safer that way.
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# hehe
jolly good!

night all!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:13, archived)
# noit !!!
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:18, archived)
# See you around.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:21, archived)
# that is perfect
woo yay houpla and even a heaping pile of panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:18, archived)
# my first entirely untraced artrage
(schnurricane, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:55, archived)
# more often than most
if i'm around
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:58, archived)
# Woo! a like minded person!
I made this
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:59, archived)
# Prob with your site
in mozilla-based browsers. The text in the dark right-hand section is black and therefore unreadable. I'm guessing it's a css issue.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:40, archived)
# me like
tis very dramatic, kinda spooky. i think its the whole fairground thing + murder. as if fairgrounds and clowns aren't frightening enough
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:58, archived)
# Reminds
me of an episode of Scooby Doo. I'm almost certain that I have seen every single one now.

I fucking luuurve that program.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# every other scooby doo is at a haunted fairground
or maybe thats just me ...
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:12, archived)
# you're a haunted fairground?
/obtuse
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# yeah
even fairgrounds use computers
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:20, archived)
# where's the pooling blood?

need. pooling. blood.

/woo, btw!
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:00, archived)
# the original plan included pooling blood but:
1) it was hard to put on top of the grass
2) it didn't look as good without

plus this way you're not positive how he was murdered.
(schnurricane, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:01, archived)
# fisted to death by a hippo?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:03, archived)
# i suppose anything is possible
(schnurricane, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:04, archived)
# anything?
how about programming in latin
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# ooooooh
.
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:13, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaargh
i have enough trouble programming in english...
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:14, archived)
# what a show off
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:55, archived)
# ah, now, see... I was thinking it was due to
extreme scrotal trauma (knee to the nuts by some freaked-out kid)

so we were kind of on the same wavelength, there, except not really
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:05, archived)
# nice, and very true :)
big
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:00, archived)
# I seem to be the only person
who has played with artrage and cant do anything good with it worth posting (with the exception of painting over Tweaknik's Dido vector and it still being recognisable) . Your picture is most woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:01, archived)
# ! post it :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:04, archived)
# I dont think I saved it.
Probably just had a good old *fwap* and cleared the canvas. I'm not one to go messing about with other people's work anyway and certainly none as good as yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:07, archived)
# aww...
calm down love, it's only a vector! :)
edit: actually, good choice, the dido one is one of my favourites :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# The pictorial representation of "LOL"

click biggerise

*sigh*

I have absolutely no idea...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:46, archived)
# .
that is a thing of beauty
(John Doe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:47, archived)
# i
concur
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:49, archived)
# that's
lovely, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! freneticvirus likes balloons, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:49, archived)
# Hummusidically lubricated?
What does it prevent, STD's and trolls?
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:51, archived)
# only
31% of the time, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! freneticvirus likes balloons, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# 31?
I heard they were supposed to be 98% percent effective.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:53, archived)
# not
against trolls, what with their +3 sexy dance dice rolls and such.
(I helped save b3ta! freneticvirus likes balloons, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:55, archived)
# Ah.
But I have Button of Permanent Ignore +5 and Potion of Insult Cockbadger so I guess I dont need them.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:58, archived)
# TAKE YOUR BLOODY RITALIN!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:50, archived)
# I cant find it
I think I've just been taking tic-tacs the last couple of days...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# thank goodness they're only 2 calories
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:57, archived)
# a cross twix banana and starfish
bathed in the golden light of dawn :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:50, archived)
# my wife's reaction to seeing this on the screen:
"yow! i hope nobody sits on that thing!"

/my girl, so penetration pre-occupied, tsk-tsk!
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:51, archived)
# yes yes yes
that's exactly it.. all in yellow and all
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:51, archived)
# Thats
very....ummm....yellow. Yellow but good. It reminds me of an episode of Red Dwarf, I'm sure you all know the one I mean, video link to aliens, heads upside down, eyeballs on chins etc.

I cant wait to see ROLFMAYO.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# it's like
an evil liquid traffic cone, in the sunset.
(I helped save b3ta! freneticvirus likes balloons, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:53, archived)
# holy jesus
amazingly incredible
(schnurricane, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:54, archived)
# Good evening.

Am I the only one who fantasized about Barbie dolls when I was small? :)
(MrBinxFunParade, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:45, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
...No
(Vlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:42, archived)
# sorry threadwaste
i make an image in photoshop which has layers
then i open it in imageready to animate it and it still has layers, or so i thought, because it doesn't it's all flat, so no...moving layers

what!

sorry this is garbled, but the help that comes with software is shit
(John Doe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:44, archived)
# use the jump to imageready button at thebottom of the tools palette


hmmm... i went a while ago but am back briefly
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:46, archived)
# Self-Portrait
Having a lovely night. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:43, archived)
# your skull's showing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:47, archived)
# what big eye sockets you have
all the better to ??
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:53, archived)
# eep!
*stuffs eyesockets with shards of broken glass and fiberglass and lemon juice*
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:55, archived)
# DAYAM!
(Roland Deschain, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
# Rea-poast from 12 hours ago...
I am over everything.

BE Gentle, Tiz my first guiar mix

This is a song I'm currently writting to express my feelings. Enjoy!

BFM
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:28, archived)
# Me likey, me likey.
That's very pleasant indeed, it definately feels like it should build up to something and get a bit loud though. If you know High Hopes by Pink Floyd, think something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:36, archived)
# Yes,
Though I'm always careful regarding what I listen to, cause sometimes I tend to re-write songs I heard 5 years ago subconsciously...

No point in playing someone else's work...
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:38, archived)
# I totally agree.
I was just trying to illustrate the effect I was describing. I think it would go well with what you have there.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:41, archived)
# Yupo,
Well stay tuned to b3ta boards... I always post my stuff here during the less hetro hours (I'm in Australia).

EDIT: My mission is to make your Fluffy List of talented B3ta members...
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:43, archived)
# I will look out for it.
If you finish it and see me about, let me know because there is a chance I may miss it.

Edit: People actually read my profile? How very flattering.

Edit edit: I hope I have cheered someone up today, you made the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:49, archived)
# it's very good,
front of the class!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:46, archived)
# very very nice!!
i hope there will be more to come!?
(I helped save b3ta! MorpheusRiot Guambats or Guammibears?, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:01, archived)
# This just kinda happened, not that good really.

Bigger
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:20, archived)
# It just kinda happened eh?
Thats what they always say. Bloodied corpse laying on the carpet in the lounge? It just kinda happened. Neighbours windows all smashed in during the night? It just kinda happened. Really nice sunset picture posted on the board? It just kinda happened. Keep telling yourself that.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:26, archived)
# honestly, it just kinda happened
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:29, archived)
# Every time I see that,
I have to chuckle at the expression on his face as he hacks a dead body without a care in the world. I cant for the life of me think of a word to describe it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:31, archived)
# Dunno
is the right word. Looks too dark for me. Even on big I can't make out details on the land.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:27, archived)
# it's nice though
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:27, archived)
#





(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:36, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

BAD
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:38, archived)
# *curls up*
nooo....teh goatse....nooooooo!
(Roland Deschain, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:11, archived)
# now I'm ruined for life

I live near a west coast (Florida) beach. Do you know how many gorgeous sunsets I'm now going to be forced to miss????

;)
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:54, archived)
# This is a perfect chance to post an old Terragen sunset I dug up from 4 years ago
Also my first post ever. Lets hope I don't screw it up.

Biggus Piccus
(Tinfoil Hat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:07, archived)
# That's a lovely sunset
I wonder what might have happened to the person paddling the canoe.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# Something funny no doubt
I just can't think of what

I'm sure Stick Figure Ninja could probably come up with something though
(Tinfoil Hat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:03, archived)
#
big
to live in the hearts of those that you loved is not to die
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:12, archived)
# aargh
i know that look
no i didnt nail her best mate
(barandis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:13, archived)
# rarr, nice
i'm off to bed you bunch of fucking spackers
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:17, archived)
# Spacity spack...
don't talk back..
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:18, archived)
# goodnight
i bet you press F5 again though :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:19, archived)
# Sleep well
spunktrench
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:19, archived)
# your stuff's
v good.

i think
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:25, archived)
# Its very nice.
Do you do pictures of just random women or are they all famous for something or other? I've seen a couple that I knew like Jada Pinkett & Carrie Ann Moss but most of the others were unfamiliar.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:28, archived)
# they aren't all famous,
some are though, sometimes i see an interesting look when watching a dvd and do a screen grab, some are requests from friends, and some are random pics that have an interesting feel to them.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:34, archived)
# What was the source for
the vector in your profile called victim.jpg? It really freaks me out. And at the same time reminds me of something by pantseatflyer although I cant for the life of me think why.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:37, archived)
# you're spot on,
someone found the source for pantseats pic a while ago on an FBI missing persons website
www.fbi.gov/mostwant/seekinfo/ok100803.htm
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:39, archived)
# ARGH!
I really get the fear looking at that. I cant believe that I actually guessed where it came from. How very freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:44, archived)
# pop, time for bed methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! freneticvirus likes balloons, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:07, archived)
# number 3......the larch
the larch


haha! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:08, archived)
# I thought it was number 4
then again, I havent seen that particular Monty P for years.

Woo to the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:11, archived)
# you would be correct
and yes, woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:12, archived)
# damn, I thought it was 4 but a stupid little voice in my head said 3
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:13, archived)
# well you were close
as long as thou didst not go past 4, for 5 is right out.
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:14, archived)
# My first exposure to that film
was during GCSE history when the teacher made us watch it due the fact we were studying castles at the time. Its the most tenuous excuse to watch a film I have ever come across.

edit: not that I'm complaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:18, archived)
# this is nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:12, archived)
# hee hee
!
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:25, archived)
# Domo was always a hit with the ladies...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:05, archived)
# jesus.
(schnurricane, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:05, archived)
# no, domo
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:06, archived)
# Domo
is Jesus. Can't you see the similarities between the lives of the two?

Jesus was born in a stable, Domo was born in the mind of a Japanese television executive (probably)

Jesus cured people of diseases and radgey stuff like that. Domo dances around a lot and is totally Awesome.

Jesus came back from the dead, like some sort of crazy religious zombie. Domo hatched from an egg and looks like a weetabix.

You see?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:10, archived)
# OF COURSE!
how could i be so blind?!

SAVE ME DOMO!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:11, archived)
# it took me a sec to realize the
tongue is not human!!
(bonaroo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:45, archived)
# where?
/Orgazmo
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:12, archived)
# reminds me
of an ex of mine
(Trimble, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:06, archived)
# pointy teeth eh?
Hang on - how do you know my mum?
(Jesus, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:08, archived)
# brown fur and a big fat tongue
are you sure you weren't dating a grizzly bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:08, archived)
# m.i.n.d.p.i.s.s.
kind of
(Jesus, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:09, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:08, archived)
# Bedmash
Although the picture of the child looks suspect at best, I assure you it was found on a perfectly safe website via google's Image Search
/Disclaimer

'night all!
XXX

Now with added seamlessnesslessness!
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:04, archived)
# Gordon's first day as a butler was going horribly:
he had dropped Mrs. Westbrooks tea set, breaking the china and staining his only suit in the process
(kaibosh, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:03, archived)
# Poor Gordon
he'll be able to find a job at Future Shop though
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:05, archived)
# I've never seen the appeal of them myself
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:00, archived)
# i agree
to me they look almost worthless.
(schnurricane, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:00, archived)
# Top Tip
if you're bored while you're out shopping, go into pc world and ask what the difference is between a pc and a mac...hilarity ensues
(Trimble, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:03, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:04, archived)
# Genius.
I'm always looking for new ways to be entertained when I'm let loose in public. A personal favourite is to just get a mate to stand with you on a busy street pointing upwards, shielding your eyes from the sun and looking concerned about nothing in particular to see how many people will join in. If you can slip away and watch everyone from a distance you get bonus points.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:09, archived)
# hahahah
i will try that the next time i am downtown toronto
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:10, archived)
# You should
get extra bonus points if you go back to the crowd and ask what it is they're looking at
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:16, archived)
# I never thought of that.
You are definately on to something there.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:21, archived)
# Agreed
How do you fit all the needed components on that little thing to make it do what it is suposed to do? It must be a fake!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:04, archived)
# yes!
?
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:28, archived)
# not a fake
just not very scalable. it's got more room for components than a lot of laptops. but, like a laptop, it's not got much scalability. plus, like most macs, they have a problem with internal cooling/ventilation, which in turn can frell up a lot of other stuff. however, macs are all right, in my book. i use both pc's and macs, home and at work.
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:59, archived)
# Yes!
That is one ugly computer.
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:08, archived)
# looks like a droid
dah dah dukut
(barandis, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:17, archived)
# pea roast!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:22, archived)
# Pearoast cos
nobody was about yesterday when i posted this,...



yip, golliwogs for sale in the metrocentre, gateshead, yesterday! thats m&s in the background...i thought they were papa lazarou dolls...
(Trimble, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:50, archived)
# Brilliant!
Nothing amuses me more than unPC-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:52, archived)
# i was impressed
that the indian lady bought one
(Trimble, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:53, archived)
# Does anyone know the source of this (rather racist quote?)
"Honestly, cant the darkies take a joke?"

Someone I know keeps saying it but I dont know where he stole it from but he definately didnt make it up. It might be Fawlty Towers, I'm not too sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:55, archived)
# might be South Park
not sure though
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:56, archived)
# is it not
Alf Garnet from that 70's thing that used to be on err back in the 70's
(Trimble, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:57, archived)
#
www.rathergood.com/alf/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:58, archived)
# I remember with great fondness,
the day I came across rathergood. Nothern Kittens remains one of my all time favourite flash animations. I almost pissed myself when I saw it for the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:00, archived)
# kangaroo spunk
is still my favourite from the buffy swearatron
(Trimble, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:01, archived)
# that taught me so many new swear words
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:02, archived)
# I agree
The Oh Mickey you're so fine anim with the rabbit will stand as a defining moment of my life
Right up there with Time Bandits
(Jesus, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:04, archived)
# Ah,
thats sounds promising.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:57, archived)
# reminds me of something i heard the other day on a comedy thing
where a bloke was talkin about his friend not being pc enough - 'he doesnt realise you should say 'women' not 'girls', 'gays' not 'puffs', 'coloured' not 'darkies'...
(Trimble, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:59, archived)
# Excellent!
I'll go tomorrow and take some better photos of them :D

How many people from the North East are members of B3TA?

Mark
(webtshirt.co.uk dr, jobbies, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# have a photo i took, and a poem i wrote


i desire to have attire
a dandy suit i must aquire
too dear to buy, i must hire
do they do credit, i must inquire
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:49, archived)
# it's different in
Worcester
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:54, archived)
# he he
that am woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:59, archived)
# Just been out for
curry and lager, so feeling rather jovial (and fat). Also, I forgot to take my "brain pills" today, so I decided to draw pictorial representations of popular AOL text abbreviations.

Here, you can see OMFG!

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:48, archived)
# i'm confused
but pleased.
(schnurricane, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:48, archived)
# Aesthetically pleasing.
I wonder if it tastes as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:50, archived)
# I don't think
it would let you close enough to try. Also, it would make this noise - "Naaaaiiiiirrrgggghh... Naaaiirggghhh....." - almost like a quiet, yet menacing sigh, until you went away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:54, archived)
# I'll just lick the monitor
from the safety of my bedroom then.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:56, archived)
# It's a good
idea. Monitor static tastes nice. Like needles of minty rain on your tongue

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:58, archived)
# Minty?
Maybe where you are. Edinburgh or somewhere silly like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:01, archived)
# Yes
it is a silly place. Good curries though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 2:05, archived)
# You're like some kind of amazing madman!
YAY YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:50, archived)

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