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I'm off to

bed as well; not to sleep yet, but to read. I'm working on One Hundred Years of Solitude. It's a good read.

Clickity Biggity
Have a nice night/morning/afternoon, everyone! Oh, and a pea roast.

Edit:Of course, now remembering how bad that text looks on a laptop, maybe I'll stay up a bit and fix that. I mean, I've only had a YEAR to do that. Eh, maybe tomorrow.

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:09, archived)

Ye gods...

That's f**king revolting.

Why am I laughing at it?

(Dr.Whogivesaratsarse, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:16, archived)

Because mom's cunt is sick

(Amer3tan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:22, archived)

eww

night to you and ning to everyone else

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:16, archived)

Yay !!! and Woo !!!

That's Hilarious AND Disgusting!

/and GG Marquez is one helluva writer, 'aint he? His short story collections are incredible as well. "Love in a Time of Cholera" was not my fave of his, though. Anyway. 100 Years rocks.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:29, archived)

News of a kidnapping

is my personal fave. Very well written for a true story.

Woo btw.

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nick the greek, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:03, archived)

Thats twisted!

but very woo yay! :D

(KaBoom, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:44, archived)

Ergh

that is the singularly most disgusting thing I've seen with my eyes

(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:51, archived)

sick, twisted,

woo yay

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:58, archived)

Bah, I was feeling lazy tonight

I'm an Amerib3tan, so im off to bed. G'night!

(DyslexicMuffin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:31, archived)

'night

lazy? call it elegant simplicity..

woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:34, archived)

youre off to bed?

me too. Except its fuckin 6:40 here.

I'm running on american time...

need to sleeeeeeeeeeep...

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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:39, archived)

Even heroes need a rest...

to give them time to dream....

easier-to-see 800x600 (126 kb)
/I was told earlier today that I shoulda waited to post this for gay shift, so there it is for those of you who don't spaz back. It's crap lighting and worse photography. Yes it is.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:27, archived)

as much as i love watching the masters at work

i must go sulk in the corner until my skin turns leathery and my eyes bulge to gather light

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:29, archived)

nice

every Skeletor needs his He-Man.

well, that's me for the week.. I'll leave you with a repost.

now I can go smoke some hooch and drink some beers, yay...!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:31, archived)

wish i could say the same for myself

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:43, archived)

Here ya go!

recharge and have a rest, eh?

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:43, archived)

haha

like it

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mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:09, archived)

i deleted it because i was embarassed

HAVE A KITTY Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

...that you've seen a million times...

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:26, archived)

that cat

has no eyes.

wooooo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:29, archived)

Jamaica?

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:30, archived)

don't be embarassed -- I've posted this

before.
It was the lowest my hummus has ever been.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:30, archived)

hahahah

that made me laugh for some reason

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:32, archived)

you must have an extraordinary hummus gland if that's the lowest it's ever been

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:34, archived)

;) ty -- I seem to always have ideas

it's just the execution of the ideas that I trouble with! (Shaky mouse-hand and all that...)

And, for instance, to years ago I learned and used Flash 5 quite a bit for school. Now, after not touching it for 18 months, I can't remember crap about it. I cannot animate to save my life, except in Fireworks and Imageready, and with those only barely.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:39, archived)

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:26, archived)

I see your cat,

and to commiserate, here is a pearoast of a pic that went over

everyone's heads.
And don't feel so bad. The average amt of replies that I get per pic is a whopping 3.

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:35, archived)

i'll see your charlie brown kid with a box full of kitten

and raise you 1 blank stare and a nighty night

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:36, archived)

see what I mean?

bah. night.

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:39, archived)

i'm still staring at it, actually.

i've just made a breakthrough: there's supposed to be a piano, not a cat in a box

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:42, archived)

he's a self-sucker

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:47, archived)

Well,

don't stress yourself over it.

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:47, archived)

Until I looked at it...

...it was both hummussy and non-hummussy, and then the state vector collapsed and it resolved into hummus.

(Larry_Mudd, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:54, archived)

Have you got the source...

Of smug bastard?

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:35, archived)

ive got it

img29.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img29&image=smuggreen.jpg
here it is with smug bastard all ready to be played with, can't remember what i've done with the original

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:38, archived)

Hahaha,

Him by himself deserves a FP. WOO!

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:42, archived)

you know what?

SMUG BASTARD FOR PRESIDENT!!!! WOO!!!! fuck kerry and bush, we want a frenchman

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:44, archived)

!!!1!!

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(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:54, archived)

according to the bushies

kerry looks french.

and has other issues, too;

but bush certainly isn't perfect, either.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:59, archived)

It's my b3taday!

so to celebrate, have this:

Click for Holy Hugeness
And all I want for my b3taday is a nice big air conditioner.... because it's a little bit warm down in hell ;)

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:09, archived)

I didnt know

that jesus starred in KISS concerts.

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:10, archived)

new millennia

new pastimes for jesus

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:11, archived)

jesus

simmons?

/coat

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MorpheusRiot Guambats or Guammibears?, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:13, archived)

tee hee

it's gene's older brother

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:13, archived)

I was made

for saving you, baby..

*waits for shitty godrock cover version*

*shoots self*

..woo to the pic, tho, and happy b3taday!

I'm fifty days off turning two

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:27, archived)

Whee!!!

Yay! Happy B3taday!

:-D

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:11, archived)

Happy B3taday!

Does anyone know whether they fixed the leap year thingy?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:13, archived)

no idea

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:13, archived)

that

is my bday, y'know. Leap Year's Day. I'm 8 this year, matter-of-fact.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:18, archived)

Oddly

if you have a group of 23 people, there is approximately a 50% chance two of them will have the same birthday.

/edit: happy belated!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:21, archived)

would that not be easier to say

if you have a group of 13 people then you have a 25% chance that one of them will have the same birthday as another person in an identical group of 13?

erm no i guess not... i got too far ahead of myself there and trying to make the lowest common denominator and such and now i am rambling incoherently... i think i need to get to bed

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:22, archived)

Wait up

and I'll tuck you in...

*going to bed, too*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:26, archived)

wooo!

i get to sleep in the middle! ;P

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MorpheusRiot Guambats or Guammibears?, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:30, archived)

'nite

'nite!

hug teddy bear for me......

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:31, archived)

Happy B3taday!

Crikey, I just checked my profile, and it's my B3taday too!

I am two y3ars old!

(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:18, archived)

yay!

happy b3taday!

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:21, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:22, archived)

Bah...

I'm telling school mates that I can't go out with them as I'm hanging out with work mates.

And I'm telling work mates I can't go to the pub tonight cause I'm hanging out with school mates.

Everything is shit.

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:06, archived)

Tell them both

you'd rather make cool graphics of spinning red poo princes.

surely they'll understand...

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:08, archived)

He has friends you know...

I wouldn't call 'em poo....

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:11, archived)

a flaming dingleberry

then?

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:14, archived)

King Testicle III

to you

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:15, archived)

see!

I was close! Only a taint away....

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:17, archived)

yup

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:19, archived)

...

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:18, archived)

yikes!

that's a regular gang, that is!

woo!

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:20, archived)

They are all very fluffy...

so don't worry!

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:22, archived)

hehehe

i dont think old osama himself could keep a straight face looking at something as cute as that

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:25, archived)

Hehe,

The one on the left, He likes pudding.

The one in the middle, she likes Marshmellows.

And the one on the right likes cat food.

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:29, archived)

i see

said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:46, archived)

It wasn't intended as unkind.

more as a metaphor.

/edit: how does he smell?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:15, archived)

He knows of no such sense...

100% FACT.

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:37, archived)

Shotguns.

Always the answer.

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:09, archived)

my coping process is a four-stager, which you might want to try:

liquor, cigarettes, Aurora Snow porn, then wanking

repeat until unconscious or en route to hospital due to blisters

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:17, archived)

Bah,

I don't smoke. I is doomed.

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:19, archived)

i only smoke

when people set me on fire

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:20, archived)

I only smoke

because there is voodoo on me.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:20, archived)

I quit

every time I put one out

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:23, archived)

classic!

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:32, archived)

woo yay!

i hereby decree his name shall be King Testicle III

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:31, archived)

That's all good and well,

But where is one and two?

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:46, archived)

had some fun with action figures this afternoon

1024x768 (136 kb)

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:53, archived)

heh

and what do you know, it is mushroom season down here.

blue, gold.. all good...

(woo)

plus, being Friday, I've realised this should've been entered in the competition.

despite being crap.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:56, archived)

and lord --

my lawn looks loverly!

EDIT: oh, and this, re:your piccie.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:58, archived)

cheers

..I did see your reply when I spazzed back the next day.

cos I'm that sad.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:02, archived)

just drink more beer

then you won't remember that particular detail until, well, about tomorrow night this same time.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:13, archived)

yeah

I did precisely that yesterday.

E-mailed somebody exactly what I'd already txted them the night before.

retox the freak, in me, retox the freak, in me, retox the freak...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:33, archived)

pffft

..someone just sent me an e-mail with the subject line "FW: Fwd: OMG. DIS IS SO KEWl".. which was a picture from rotten.com with some crappy story....

she's dead to me.

edit: a little research reveals this to be the 'Jenna chain letter' which went around some time ago.
www.statedog.com/archives/new_chain_letter.php

pffft

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:01, archived)

Yes!

Speaking of mushrooms, mushrooms...

Tomorrow is Badger Day!
www.badger.org.uk/help/badgerday.html

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:58, archived)

too bad

nobody at b3ta loves badgers

a neglected species, they are

*ducks*

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:01, archived)

they are

*geese*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:03, archived)

ducks?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:05, archived)

no -- I spelled it wrong -- it's

*dux*

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:11, archived)

It's early enough to get away with this

I thought this was very funny just now. I wish I could say I've been drinking to justify it.

Yeah, so, good chance I'll just delete this post in a minute . . .

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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:37, archived)

I laughed

and I'm not drunk either.

(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:40, archived)

It's funny

in a Leisure Suit Larry kind of way...

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:43, archived)

what's the game?

or am I just stooopid? I can't figure out which it is.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:44, archived)

it's Doom III

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:47, archived)

no shit?

the pictures made the game look a little darker

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:48, archived)

spells?

in Doom? I thought that was a shooter?

/ignorant, yes I am

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:51, archived)

shit, i got a kick outta it

sorry for being young, but what's the name of the game

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:48, archived)

It's called

Sorcery 301. You can download it for free at www.the-underdogs.org, but, as you may have noticed, I played it for about five minutes and pretty much got distracted and gave up.

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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:52, archived)

is that a sequel

to "Sorcerors Get all the Girls"???

I bought that back in like 1993, and I gave up on it after nearly a year of trying to get through just the first frelling level.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:55, archived)

Yes, it is

Although I haven't played the first two.

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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:24, archived)

one more question:

why the fuck does your arsenal include 'breadsticks'?

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:58, archived)

hit somebody in the head with one

after its sat on your counter for a week

and you'll know.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:01, archived)

Damned

if I know. They're funny I guess.

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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:25, archived)

SORCERY IS NO JOKE

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:47, archived)

Ark!

Made me chuckle!

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:57, archived)

(kaibosh, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:33, archived)

Yay!

I really like the drawing. I'm a bit confused about what's going on though... what's that coming out of the mouth? And what's that in its hand?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:35, archived)

I'm not really sure either

I liked the drawing, but I thought it wasn't enought to stand on its own, so I threw in a Shakespeare line, and the red line is just audio.
p.s: thats his claw hand, it gives him Edward Scissorhands-esque sympathy

(kaibosh, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:38, archived)

Yay! Have a sockfish then!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:42, archived)

Nice sockfish

Hope he doesn't get eaten by a sharksuit

(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:45, archived)

Wheee!!!!

Happy Fishy!!!!! Yay!!!!

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:54, archived)

hahahaa

next: a long-sleeved shirt migrates south for winter....

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:03, archived)

woo shakespearean b3ta piccies!

/llamas playing R&J in the Globe, reposty for your pleasure!

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:48, archived)

same..

but it's very expressive, none the less.

I just went to the new(ish) b3ta kit and was rather surprised to see one of my pics from last year in there?

www.militiadesign.com/b3takit/beansfear.gif

how rare! especially for a throwaway. Now I'm trying to remember her name, the b3tan who has Snakey Beans.. bah. I hoped he'd become a meme, but no...

ah. Mother Inferior. thanks google.
www.b3ta.com/board/1380339

..thanks to teh interweb, I no longer need a short-term memory!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:45, archived)

I think he's awesome

I'd almost pay to see him yodeling in flash.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:40, archived)

yodeling in flash?

Is that a euphemism?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:45, archived)

"flossing the client-server ham elves" is a euphemism.

Yodeling is a rather comical method the Swiss use to argue with mountains, and the above gentleman looks like he might be quite adept at it.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:51, archived)

"she's wearing a thong"

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:57, archived)

Not sure

but it sounded good:
walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:00, archived)

that

is class

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:04, archived)

heheh

that amuses me.

time for beer, I think...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:04, archived)

lord yes

I shall commune with you via simultaneous swiggage.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:06, archived)

It's a full round then?

*clink*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:10, archived)

(pantseatflyer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:14, archived)

the little dog laughed

to see such fun

oh such fun!

(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:18, archived)

Again!

Again!

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kombu dashi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:24, archived)

(staggs28, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:50, archived)

hehehe

nice.

wooo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:53, archived)

hahahahahsahahahahahhahahdahsfhafhhgwahgewhha~~~~~~!!!!

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:05, archived)

what's the difference between John Kerry and a bottle of ketchup?

Nothing. They were both made by his wife's family.

EDIT: © 2004 by me, btw. So pay up if you want to use it! ;)

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:33, archived)

what's the difference between Bill Clinton and a tumbleweed?

Both get blown everywhere they go, but only one of them has been President.

EDIT: My wife guessed this as the punchline instead --
"One of them came out of a bush, and another is always getting into a bush."

/she's saucy, my girl.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:55, archived)

What's the difference between George W. Bush and Will Ferrell?

Nothing. Neither one is really a President, they just play one on TV.

EDIT: My wife also guessed at a different punchline for this one --
"Will Ferrell is a better actor."

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:57, archived)

sorry to break the line, but that's the fucking truth

but I do think that will ferrel is far more entertaining than this George whatshisname character
EDIT and those jokes are terrible

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:06, archived)

your edit

set me up the bomb...

*sobs*

;)

(tookishlad, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 7:48, archived)

I know it's tired and done a million times

Just please like it.

If you don't, I'll just die inside...

Click me

(Armer Farmer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:05, archived)

wow at 3dness

very nice

(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:06, archived)

wicked

good!

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:23, archived)

Please still be alive and thriving inside

porque me gusta mucho. How much?


infinityinfinity

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kombu dashi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:31, archived)

pretty.

woot!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:36, archived)

been seen before? probably

http://www.co.glasscock.tx.us

(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:51, archived)

That's

pretty funny.

TJ: I don't know who to vote for in November! Anybody have any suggestions? Does anyone care? I don't know what to do.

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:56, archived)

have you tried prayer

(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:59, archived)

Je ne croix pas

in God. That's one of my probs. I don't want a Christian, Muslim, or Jewish president.

(Evidently John Kerry is at least 2 of the three)

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:02, archived)

do atheists run for president in the US

? are they all professed believers in something or other?

(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:09, archived)

I don't think there's any way

a non-religious candidate could get elected in America. My take on this may be skewed (I'm an immigrant) but I truly don't think it could happen.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:12, archived)

agree... There are just too many people (esp in the bible belt where I'm from) who would sooner die than vote for someone who hadn't accepted Jesus Christ as thier personal Lord and savior. Unless they were Jewish, they'd be ok with that. But no Athiests. Ever.

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:20, archived)

80% of American's 'claim' to be christian

and our christian presidents get head in the oval office.

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:30, archived)

i fucking wish we were represented

thing is, atheists in general don't give enough of a fuck to run

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:28, archived)

An athiest couldn't win the election

they wouldn't be able to keep a straight face long enough...

/freethinking infidel

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:31, archived)

Well,

Unlike organized religions, athiests don't all adhere to a single set of beliefs. So, it would be hard to get someone to run on an "athiest" platform.

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:34, archived)

i'm not sure that they'd have to

after all, you the people aren't voting for religion(although against a religion is a totally different story), they're usually voting party, so if an athiest won the primarys for a party then got asked about his religion and he said he was 'unaffiliated', that wouldn't be able to affect his appeal to anyone but the ACTUAL bible thumping believers (say, 3% of the nation. they'd be forced tolook at his stance on certain issues as opposed to his religious beliefs. rereading that makes me think of things to contradict myself but i want to do some shopping so ill post it anyway. paintmash time

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:43, archived)

Anyone

but Bush.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:01, archived)

Well

DUH... :-p

Maybe I should write someone in. I'd write myself in, but I'm not old enough.

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:03, archived)

Consider this...

If want Bush out, then vote tactically to remove him. That means voting for the candidate who has the best chance of winning, and that's Kerry.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:10, archived)

I believe in voting _for_ a candidate...

not against one.

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:22, archived)

Of course, that's democracy.

Unfortunately, we're dealing with reality. A vote for anyone other than the two main candidates is a wastepaper vote, since none of the others have any chance of getting elected. And every wastepaper vote is a boost for the incumbent, since it's one less vote for his only genuine opponent.

*shuts up*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:26, archived)

Seconded

/also shuts up

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:33, archived)

Well,

I disagree.

I will vote for who I WANT to have as president. And maybe someday our bullshit system of voting will be overhauled so the people will be better represented.

I personally don't like the idea of a federal president. I think government should be concentrated on the local and state level. Libertarians feel the same way and I used to be all about voting that way, but I recently foundout about their free-trade and immigration policies so now I'm not going to vote for them. Now I'm just blabing... sorry.

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:45, archived)

i'm not in love with bush

but i hate that fucking kerry hippy. and i'm a bit of a hippy myself. a pro-"america stepping up to the plate and doing something about shit nobody else will deal with" hippy. and kerry's a fucking pussy.

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:34, archived)

I think you are right.

Bush is not perfect, but at least he's having a go at doing something about terrorism.

I don't think Kerry is serious about it. He's too eager to please everyone.

Unfortunately, I'm not in the US, so I can't vote in that election.

(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:39, archived)

i'm 17 so i'm missing out

and I've never seen my parents vote, even though they talk as if they care

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:52, archived)

That's hair Larry ass

It looks as if the little sign of Texas counties is made out of marshmallows.

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kombu dashi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:17, archived)

it's texas for your coffee

(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:23, archived)

erm.... they never saw it coming

1024x768 (128kb)

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:31, archived)

hahahaha

*whooooooooosssssshhhhhhh*

clever =)

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:34, archived)

That's nice,

that. Was it a particular sound that you used or a random pic?

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:37, archived)

I think it was the theme song from "Green Acres", actually!

from here:
www.melaman2.com/tvshows/mp3/

I looked up as I hit "pause" (phone had rung), and there it was.... the sound wave of doom.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:46, archived)

That

would kill anybody. could also have been something like a mutant ShatnerHasselhoffBlessedMotherinlawExWife

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:50, archived)

or tubgirl audio

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:53, archived)

*brain explodes*

You know I made it quite a long time without seeing tubgirl, and then some festering scrotal wart* had to post it as a vector at precisely the same moment I had sat down to eat.
*the person mentioned above probably is not a scrotal wart, but rather had a huge lapse in judgement.

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:00, archived)

haha!

nice!

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sof sof, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:50, archived)

for chebb - here's the b3ta mug I made via cafepress

photographed but 45 seconds ago on my phone.

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:18, archived)

That

picture gets about a bit, the last time I saw that I think it had the caption "Pass me the fucking syringe!". Cant remember who made it though.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:19, archived)

yeah - it's popular

some boarder made this version a long time ago.

B3ta is tattooed on the arm. Not clear in the crappy photo.

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:21, archived)

Join the information age

and get a proper camera, ya big phone wielding fool.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:23, archived)

yeah I should

my last one was really really shite.

It would power down the batteries if I left it plugged in the USB.

Which is a design flaw and a fucking half.

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:26, archived)

I think my flatmate

used to have a camera that did that but he went out and bought a very sexy Olympus C5050z. Its a shit hot bit of kit. I wanted one but I think they have been withdrawn and replaced with a better model. I'm still looking to get a digital camera myself. I'll probably opt for a slimline one like the nikon 3700 for ease of taking on a night out and capturing sexy laydees.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:28, archived)

Canon cameras are great

as long as you get a camera with a Lithium Ion battery you should be fine.

Canon has the best lenses though.

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:30, archived)

What is so great

about Li-ion batteries?

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:31, archived)

Li-ions recharge completely in about 1 1/2 hours

but will get a usable recharge in 45 mins. Minimal loss of charge capacity over time. Long life during use. Holds charge for ages when unused...

And yes, Canons rule. I've got a Canon 10D. It's one of the most expensive pieces of kit I ever bought, and I swear it's been worth every damn cent.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:35, archived)

also Li-Ions are able to be smaller

which can allow for a smaller camera... like my Powershot S100

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:36, archived)

Powershots are great.

I used a little A20 before, low end of the range but a great camera for its size and price.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:39, archived)

i love my S100

it's old and sucks at night but i don't think there is another camera on the market that could withstand what this one has been through

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:47, archived)

no memory effect

and they can be recharged any time

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:35, archived)

Right, cheers.

I'll bear that in mind. And now I've had a good 20 minute run up to the moment, I really am off to bed. You can even call me names, no more f5 for me.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:37, archived)

we need more Fluffy Twuntsocks!

i demand more adventures of him!

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:39, archived)

Its

no good demanding things, I'm not here and I'm not reading what you post.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:40, archived)

okay then

i hereby request it

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:42, archived)

It's

Rosie The Riveter, apparently.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:25, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:20, archived)

me too

(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:20, archived)

your screen glows like that, you must get the most amazing tan from it.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:22, archived)

he he

if you're bored of the bet you're a fucking dullard who doesn't get it

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:23, archived)

thats ace - 1 B!

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Delete Me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:20, archived)

what the hell is IN the cup ???

copper wire?

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:51, archived)

the source pic is an old american propaganda poster from WW2

she's saying something like "Arbeit Macht Frei". if you got that i'm glad. no, she says like "work is fun" or soemthing because all the women were doing the jobs the men had left behind. damn, what did it say? my middle school history teacher had it hanging in her classroom

(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:45, archived)

Somebody

Once grafittied "Arbeit Macht Frei" over the entrance to the DSS office in Cambridge. Always gave me a chuckle when I passed.

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nick the greek, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:42, archived)

Learning how to "tap it"

(tommie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:09, archived)

erm...

How lovely... e-hem...

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:16, archived)

You no good free loading SOB

(tommie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:20, archived)

But I'm from Australia...

...

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:28, archived)

Jesus H. Nutkins,

look at the time, I'm off to bed. G'night all.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:17, archived)

This could be a good source for sources

masamania.com/masha/101-150/111/index.htm

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:56, archived)

hahahaha

...w.

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:58, archived)

Good.

Knows his ABC's... well done.

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:00, archived)

I found this last week

for source pix
www.gsb.co.uk/press/imagelibrary/

some hi-res old TV stuff there - sure it's a mistake and they'll lock it down soon.

rather handy - got a hi-res Fame logo

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:02, archived)

wow

I like the layout oddness of this one
www.gsb.co.uk/press/imagelibrary/She_Devils_On_Wheels/cover.jpg

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:09, archived)

that is ace

but this is pretty good, too
www.gsb.co.uk/press/imagelibrary/calender_pics_october/106-0617_IMG.JPG
for very different reasons

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:36, archived)

there is a wealth of material

but in case you get (shall we say) stuck at those pics, some of the old TV stuff - Batman, Alias Smith & Jones etc. is here :

www.gsb.co.uk/press/imagelibrary/Plus/Plus%20Cd/

G'night

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:41, archived)

and I think this one just screams to be 'shopped

www.gsb.co.uk/press/imagelibrary/Men_and_Motors/Calander_Girls/KMcQ8.jpg

/anyway, i'm obsessing now, must pour liquor and smoke ciggie.............

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:42, archived)

I love his file name for that pic --

"Omega_MAsters_of_NaKedness_"

EDIT: Here's another piccie in the same vein, although not with nekkid masters:
clicky-go-piccie

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:23, archived)

captain sam

it's bigger than i thought it was, i may do a smaller version incase anyone wants to fp it "subliminal hint"

shranked it

(John Doe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:37, archived)

Ziggy played guitar

that is all.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:41, archived)

support b3ta

BUY AN OFFICIAL SHIRT YOU CUNTS

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:42, archived)

If you look at the page

all proceeds to b3ta.

so ner.

I've even got the cafepress payment details set up the the cheque will be made payable to Rob Manuel.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:43, archived)

oh right

cheers

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:44, archived)

I wouldn't dare to try to make money selling

of b3ta's back using a spacefish character (THE FEAR)

That would be just wrong.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:47, archived)

don't worry

my caps were meant to be mock outrage. I really don't give a mind if you earn a couple of quid from selling a few shirts.

but obviously giving money to our server fund is completely the best thing ever.

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:50, archived)

I wasn't offended.

I get called a cunt a lot.

It's an occupational hazard of working for the NHS.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:52, archived)

better than wanking over stamps?

it feels so illicite to come all over the queens face

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lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:56, archived)

whole new meaning to the word philately

(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:59, archived)

I want to be able to DONATE

at least, before I buy a shirt!

It's killing me because I really want a donation icon.....

/should be able to do both by summer's end, I'm hoping. We're in the midst of home/money pit lunacy, ongoing for a year now, every month some new home maintenance disaster, it seems.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:52, archived)

I'm in Australia...

HA! That excuse works for EVERYTHING.

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:53, archived)

dont know if you clocked it but I added you to the talented list. I said earlier but thought you had gone and might have missed it.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:55, archived)

Wow! 2 front pages, AND on the talent list, in less than 2 years! HA, and to think I was going to hang my self tomorrow.

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:58, archived)

Dont

let me stop you then, it just means that whoever finds you will know that you died happy as you had a smile on your face.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:59, archived)

what happened to the b3ta mug idea?

YOU FUCKING CUNT
also - we want more donation icons - or at least let me have the dalek - and i'll donate again :)

and i love you

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Delete Me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:58, archived)

I'll join that bandwagon.

Love Rob Love Rob Love Rob.

(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:01, archived)

yeah what about the nice white mug with the big fuck-off cunting b3ta logo on the side of it bandwagon??

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Delete Me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:02, archived)

I've got a Dalek, la la la

everybody knows, I've got a Dalek....

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:02, archived)

git

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Delete Me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:02, archived)

i also offer up a new icon

i did this one:

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:03, archived)

thats no donation icon

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Delete Me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:04, archived)

no, but this is...

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rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:08, archived)

mugs didn't happen

as we couldn't source machine washable mugs at a price we felt was reasonable.

Can't remember the exact numbers now. But we don't want to charge £15 for a mug.

We'd have to order like 1000 of the buggers to get the price down.

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:04, archived)

i'll have one for £15!

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Delete Me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:04, archived)

then download the big logo from the faq

and mess with cafepress

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:06, archived)

might just do that

i might even take a picture of it and post it on these here boards.

Then everyone will see... yes they'll see.

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Delete Me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:10, archived)

hold on

I'll take a photo of my b3ta mug...

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:13, archived)

you have one?!

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Delete Me, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:19, archived)

trying to find a link - I'll describe it

gay bloke with a sign saying something gay with some gay music.

it was on the board in the last week.

anyone remember it?

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:29, archived)

remember it, yes...

but no idea where it lives :(

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)

http://www.xtinaspussy.tk/

This it?

edit: it was classed as NSFW at the time so I'd better warn you all.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)

that's the one

i was thinking of

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lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)

that's the baby

is it a b3ta thing? or a random web thing?

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:32, archived)

random

if I recall correctly

/could be wrong

EDIT: Go here: www.b3ta.com/board/3323912 -- it explains the source, I believe.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:33, archived)

Not too sure

I think I caught it as it was reposted and shouted down with cries of GC so it may be a random web thing. Google for it and if it comes up linked in a billion live journals you will know.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:34, archived)

shame it's not a b3ta thing

it's great

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:38, archived)

I thought so too. The music gets funnier with every loop.

I sent the link to a few mates and they thought I was a prick.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:39, archived)

send them tubgirl

and they'll know it

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:41, archived)

It would never fool them.

We are all experienced computing student types, everyone has seen it. Although one of them caught me out with lemonparty. I went into a rage that someone could still catch me out.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:45, archived)

casting pearls before swine

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rob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:41, archived)

You

put so eloquently in just a couple of words what I spent ten minutes telling them.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:44, archived)

casting pearls sounds like a wonderful euthemism for wanking

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lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:47, archived)

How

do you know that I havent done that?

Actually, I would hope that you assume I havent. Because it's true. I swear.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:49, archived)

ahaha

that cracks me up.

great start to the weekend, only half an hour of work left!

then I can get out my sign and go par-tay.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:35, archived)

was it a flash thing someone posted for the start of gayshift?

edit: this amuses me www.darrenbarefoot.com/hall/slides/Crankcase%20Collar.html

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lemony, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)

hahaha

could be entitled "Wanking in the Year 2255" or something.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:36, archived)

Im sorry to say

images.google.com/images?q=%20gay%20bloke%20with%20a%20sign%20saying%20something%20gay%20with%20some%20gay%20music&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi
returned 0 results, so Im beat

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--=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)

yup

here ya go

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)

She thought it was time for love

but he knew it was time for dinner...

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:28, archived)

Mmmmm....

Pulsatey goodness.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)

Throbby!

and pretty to boot! Go green thing! Get dinner!

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:33, archived)

when will women learn?

you have to go through a man's stomach to get to his heart!!!!

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:42, archived)

thought it was easier

thru the ribcage!

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 3:44, archived)

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