
you poor thing....your bed just srta got suckered in!!
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 3:08,
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was all meant to be the stuff of your nightmares - hence munter..? Ah well.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:14,
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The expression on the chubby goth guy is plenty gay for me. Just look at that smurk.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:15,
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i'll take 4.
at that price, it'd be rude not to.
edit: duh!
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:13,
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at that price, it'd be rude not to.
edit: duh!

I think an uneasy truce now exists between the two sides.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:11,
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machines have got it so fucking easy.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:56,
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shoe! shoe!
criminy, i haven't been around these parts in aaages.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:59,
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criminy, i haven't been around these parts in aaages.

my cat got put down today.
i've been staving off DEPRESSION by drawing horrible things all evening.
how're you doing, good sir?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:02,
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i've been staving off DEPRESSION by drawing horrible things all evening.
how're you doing, good sir?

sorry to hear about your cat dying :( my dog died a couple of monthsback and i still havn't got used to the new one.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:04,
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especially as she was older than me, and therefore had been around my entire life... gah.
sm2 was good, better than the first one by far.
hurray for you and fpm! b3ta romances make me feel like the world is doing something ok.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:08,
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sm2 was good, better than the first one by far.
hurray for you and fpm! b3ta romances make me feel like the world is doing something ok.

stop motion ok? :D
plus they aren't expierienced actors. They wouldnt do what I told them to do :P
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:55,
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plus they aren't expierienced actors. They wouldnt do what I told them to do :P

see
because
they're soft little toys
very funny
well done
[edit: i'm serious, i really found it funny.]
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:54,
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because
they're soft little toys
very funny
well done
[edit: i'm serious, i really found it funny.]

200-250Kb max size for the board as youshould know by now
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:59,
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are they waiting for teh gay shift to arrive at teh airport?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:52,
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Dont use the boards on AOL.
I posted a message voicing my opinions on something, no racism no abuse no swearing etc, and they deleted it.
Anyway
Hows it going?!
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:49,
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I posted a message voicing my opinions on something, no racism no abuse no swearing etc, and they deleted it.
Anyway
Hows it going?!


...so I'm going to pay it a visit. G'night all!
Edit: Looks worse than I thought it could!

...but I have a feeling my IKEA bedspread will keep you up
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:45,
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...should you so desire, but keep it quiet, 'cause my sister is sleeping in the room directly upstairs
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:47,
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which room i wander into and start stripping of in, and after that theres no stopping me
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:47,
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so you have a choice, not to mention uncountable possible scandals
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:48,
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Think you can find Penpedairheol?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:52,
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you'll need mountaineering gear to get here. You might wanna bring some form of entertainment too, cause theres none here
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:55,
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your hands tend to get a little cold
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:59,
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Sound's intreaguing (sp?)
Where exactly do you intend to sick your 'ands?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:06,
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Where exactly do you intend to sick your 'ands?

becoming very hard to read...to think, this entire thread is just us two =P
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:14,
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into child porn and distributed it on the internet, seen it?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 2:20,
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I suppose bedways is best ways for me too.
Besides I've finished my absinthe now so I've no further excuse for being awake.
G'nite all.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:32,
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Besides I've finished my absinthe now so I've no further excuse for being awake.
G'nite all.

i too have finished my absinthe... and i'm heading to bed... we may be the same person.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:34,
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You know, the one where we are being chased down the street by giant vampire boots but we can't run fast because there are 5 tonnes of wednesday in our slippers then all the fish jump out of the sea and start singing Val Doonigan songs all out of tune and a fork bursts out from our stomach with Gloria Hunnifords head impaled upon it and she starts going on and on and on about the price of kettles.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:40,
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it's about insects, but i'm not scared of them when i'm awake
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:43,
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that i had asked sticky label to make some kind of picture for me. and then the phone started ringing in my house, and i was saying in my dream, "no, sticky, don't post it on my phone, that's the wrong way, post it on the board."
so yes, i've had a dream about b3ta, i've actually had a few, and yes, i admit it, i've had a dream about sticky label.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:45,
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so yes, i've had a dream about b3ta, i've actually had a few, and yes, i admit it, i've had a dream about sticky label.


I was going to bed, but thanks to masterconnor I had to make this instead.

what i do with them is my business alone.

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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:15,
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I'm going to sleep.
my boobs are SO much better than that.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:17,
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my boobs are SO much better than that.

I'd like it if you'd refrain from honking anyone's tits but mine.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:23,
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disgusting.
[hilarious joke removed to preserve the wonderful funtastic pony magic's feelings. now everyone is friends again. everyone should make out, or at least hug.]
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:26,
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[hilarious joke removed to preserve the wonderful funtastic pony magic's feelings. now everyone is friends again. everyone should make out, or at least hug.]

dont be so rude!
:)
edit: before anyone gets upset, this theory has not been tested.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:32,
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:)
edit: before anyone gets upset, this theory has not been tested.

and puerile.
and i apologize, good sir. it wasn't even funny.
i am in your debt.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:38,
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and i apologize, good sir. it wasn't even funny.
i am in your debt.

"get a room
[insert a few (possibly) fake quotes here of lemony and fpm saying stuff relating to having sex]
"
It's just the way the quotes were written seemed highly amusing to me.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:51,
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[insert a few (possibly) fake quotes here of lemony and fpm saying stuff relating to having sex]
"
It's just the way the quotes were written seemed highly amusing to me.

pffft.co.uk/albums/Friday/best_picture_EVER.jpg
edit: it's sort of odd that people I've never met know what I look like, but it's my fault for posting pictures of myself all over the cocking internet.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:18,
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edit: it's sort of odd that people I've never met know what I look like, but it's my fault for posting pictures of myself all over the cocking internet.

thank you again for the deer on skis.
it is fantastic.
you are majestic.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:27,
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it is fantastic.
you are majestic.

i sure hope the judges are currently enjoying it.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:48,
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The Shins were fantastic, and B&S were great too. The venue was beautiful and the weather was perfect (outdoor venue). I got all up close and it was lovely :)
*sigh*
more shows should be that perfect.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:22,
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*sigh*
more shows should be that perfect.

when they played Glasgow, it was the best weather all year, an amazing show, even though he forgot some of the words to one of the songs :)
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:26,
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and trey flubbed the lyrics to a song, and then he just started going, "a doo do doo, de doo doo do" along with what his lyrics should be.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:34,
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i've got one on dvd
and there's this story song in which the main character dies a really poetic death in the end ("and the puppet she'd forgotten / wrapped its tiny little arms around her ankle / and it wouldn't let her go. / and the waves seemed to open / and swallow her whole, / as the doll pulled her down / through the eerie green deep, / and she drifted away / to a tranquil and motionless sleep.")
but trey forgets the lyrics, and then stands looking confused for awhile, then just goes, "she died! she's dead!"
i thought it was funny.
[edit: actually, i fucked the lyrics up a little myself. the words are right, but the order's a little off, and i can't remember the exact right way. but you get the point.]
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:37,
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and there's this story song in which the main character dies a really poetic death in the end ("and the puppet she'd forgotten / wrapped its tiny little arms around her ankle / and it wouldn't let her go. / and the waves seemed to open / and swallow her whole, / as the doll pulled her down / through the eerie green deep, / and she drifted away / to a tranquil and motionless sleep.")
but trey forgets the lyrics, and then stands looking confused for awhile, then just goes, "she died! she's dead!"
i thought it was funny.
[edit: actually, i fucked the lyrics up a little myself. the words are right, but the order's a little off, and i can't remember the exact right way. but you get the point.]

at least one person has assumed that it's me... i wish to make it quite clear that i am neither welsh, nor ginger
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:24,
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I've got lots of other lovely pictures of us, that not being one of them
EVERYONE LOOKIE HERE

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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:26,
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EVERYONE LOOKIE HERE


you're bald and you've got a wig behind your head.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:29,
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and now that you mention it...I can see it....
*gouges out eyes*
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:29,
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*gouges out eyes*

oh, i'm sure you have lots of "lovely" pictures.
[wink]
[wink]
[wink]
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:29,
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[wink]
[wink]
[wink]

would it be okay to do a photoshop painting of your profile pic?
*not really stalking, sorry
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:24,
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*not really stalking, sorry

as such, I present you this:

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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:08,
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if i had a bunch of small christmas tree bulbs i would have eaten them
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:12,
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man, was very impressed :D
so impressed I am going to attempt it myself :)
edit: OW! that frikkin hurts so much :|
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:15,
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so impressed I am going to attempt it myself :)
edit: OW! that frikkin hurts so much :|

I'm guessing I'll end up breaking the bulb in my mouth.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:16,
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you said you'd do it for free! =P I'm not giving away any more sheets! hehehe
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:16,
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it wont fit past my teeth :( my brain hurts now from pushing it too much
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:18,
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Imagine the carnage if you did get it past your teath and tried to get it back you though! =S
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:21,
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have been pretty bad :P
just imagine having a bulb stuck behind your teeth and going to casualty like it! :D
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:24,
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just imagine having a bulb stuck behind your teeth and going to casualty like it! :D

...you have one of these, curtosy of me =)

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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:13,
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I'll be sleeping pennyless in the gutter if anyone needs me
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:15,
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Hope it's tied in a plattsburg knot or you can fuck right off out the round window.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:22,
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I just really cant be buggered to get it off and clamber into the bed two foot away
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:25,
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Tsk.
Plattsburg or Pratt derivative.
Or death.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:28,
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Plattsburg or Pratt derivative.
Or death.

I hate it when a legend dies (And I have to pay to see it happen)
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:19,
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still reminds me of my old maths teacher...for some odd reason.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:16,
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looked like no famous person whatsoever.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:19,
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because i need one more to get my 103rd post. :P
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:59,
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and spend the rest of your life to reach Lemony´s mark.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:01,
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he's got a bit of a life outside the board
but I guess I'm part of the board
hmmm
*contemplates lemony's attatchment to b3ta*
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:08,
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but I guess I'm part of the board
hmmm
*contemplates lemony's attatchment to b3ta*

i'm out all day tmorrow... i just need to scrape together beer money
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:08,
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wouldn't have met you if you weren't endlessly on the board
*blushes*
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:12,
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*blushes*

That said I wish I had the time to be here more often. Work won't let me near their PC for fear that I'll make it work properly.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:11,
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he has trained magic newts to post for him whilst he is having a life.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:08,
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has an odd ale called Old Timer. 2 pints is a bit like dropping a tab of acid.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:03,
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It should be celebrated in a way or another.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:04,
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Thats how I'd celebrate it.
Maybe I'm celebrating it already then?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:08,
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Maybe I'm celebrating it already then?

Except I do not drink. Maybe eating like tomorrow was never going to be?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:11,
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Fucksocks!
I'd better do something.
Ah, err, oh fuck it, it can wait.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:13,
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I'd better do something.
Ah, err, oh fuck it, it can wait.
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