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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:00, archived)
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(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:00, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:00, archived)
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(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:05, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:00, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:00, archived)
# I just started the tire guard 'urban legend'
I authored it and sent it to 70 people.

*claims fame*

If you want a copy, mail me, and I'll send it.
sendmeyourspam at barlowz.net *giggles*
(no, I'm not going to do anything malicious. I'm just being silly and seeing how far it will go)
/edit: b3ta Towers was BCCd.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:55, archived)
# ning
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:59, archived)
# 'ning, sir!


Hope you're well!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:00, archived)
# not bad
yourself??? not posting rude pics today then??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:00, archived)
# I'm fresh out
plus I suspect people could assemble me from what's available.


NSFW middle bits.


I'm getting better slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:03, archived)
# arf!
sort of frankenstein's monster :o)

edit : the man shaves - woo! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:07, archived)
# Simialar
but much much funkier!

/edit: I do shave - more than some and recently not as much as others.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:08, archived)
# hahahaa
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:12, archived)
# I just added you to MSN, btw.
/edit: AND I'm listening to the Doobie Brothers, because they do fun stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:14, archived)
# long train running
is one of my fav songs! :o)

yay - i'll add you to msn too! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:17, archived)
# I like 'what a fool believes'
but I'm all emo and stuff. ;)

*downloads stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:34, archived)
# nothing wrong
with emo :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:47, archived)
# why?
why the self promotion?

and why do I click the link? everytime? fool!
/gets the mind bleach
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Insanity found (#3 of the music and art found out there)
I cannot judge, but found this way off the deep end.

www.maltedmedia.com/people/bathory/music/mp3/llamas/

Llama Butter?
(H.R. HackandSlash, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:41, archived)
# eh?
what in the name of bollocks is the swaying dude doing,ah hang on, he is playing THE TUBA?

People paid to see this? Sounds like me in the bath after a good night out!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:54, archived)
# Llama Butter
Yes it seems to be a Tuba, or a large Fluglehorn....
(H.R. HackandSlash, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:01, archived)
# Erm, no chance in hell thats a large Flugal Horn
As its TOO large.

It looks lik its probably a B flat Tuba.
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:05, archived)
# Life is so crazy these days.
That's why there's always time for the cool refreshing taste of Monkey Beer™


Now in Tallboy cans.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:54, archived)
#
life
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:02, archived)
# as drank by his holiness
and reassuringly expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:04, archived)
# his Holiness
wooof!!!! (he needs a RedBull with that)
(H.R. HackandSlash, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:38, archived)
# I have discovered a very special candy
whose internet importance is without bounds. The cream-filled center is just the icing on the cake.





I took the liberty of bundling it with an evil cookie and vagina-nut and putting it on teh eBay (don't judge me, I'm just greedy). Too bad "L@@K GAPPING ANUS CANDY!!1!" wasn't an allowable title.
(I helped save b3ta! WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:27, archived)
# hah
how odd
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:44, archived)
# speaking of odd
perero-porn.biz/two_gay_knights_160905/two_gay_knights_160905115.html

nsfw. at all.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:45, archived)
# that
frightens my man-parts
(I helped save b3ta! WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:47, archived)
# i love the narrative
oh i'm tired, lets find a place to rest.

how about this wall?

yes, this is a good place to rest.

let me rub your back.

oh that feels nice. lets bum.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:49, archived)
# and i quote
"Knights relax with an ass-fucking"

hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:51, archived)
# i love the title bar
"two gay knights have sex pleasure from each other"

hahahahhahaahahahahahaa

oh god. someone actually thought there was a niche in the porn market for this.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:54, archived)
# there are niches for practically
everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:59, archived)
# I wish
I wasn't at work. Yay! It's home-time!
(greyarm ¬, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:52, archived)
# errrrmmmm
fwap-time??
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:56, archived)
# beardy!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:45, archived)
# well, its true!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:57, archived)
# mullet!
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:05, archived)
#


wee corrected pearoast (pussy has since had eyesurgury to correct his squint.. God bless Specsaver's Laser Ops While U Wait)
www.b3ta.com/board/5510286
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:15, archived)
# Woo!

Check me out, the bike riding moggy
Sucker step back, ya fooling doggy
In my helmet I look right toggy
Til I fall off, & look a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:21, archived)
# yay
At 20 past six I needed a rhyme
My bed is calling, it's about that time
20 past six? not in bed yet?
no, I've been out dancin'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:23, archived)
# houpla!
A late night rap is just the thing
To finish the day off like a king
& off to bed now I must spring
To have a play with my nipple ring
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:35, archived)
# blimey!
I have one too! *quickly switches off webcam*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:38, archived)
# nicely done
that yojimbo_assassin guy who jacked your thread is a complete retard though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:26, archived)
# cheers
I thought my tardometer was off the scale - I put it down to my neighbour coming home
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:27, archived)
# ughh
"soz"
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:27, archived)
# "soz" is the last of his crimes
it's his calling himself a "hard cnut" I object to
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:30, archived)
# hard cnut! WTF!!!!111!11! LOLOLLOL ROFL!!!!!!1!!!!!1!11

Actually, now I look at the old moggy pic, he seems to be thinking "oh lord, this helmet is like sooooo last year, darling"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:31, archived)
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"ya know the normall bull shiznit like blink, greenday, feeder, blur. its all good like proper gravy!!!"

edit/ i can't believe anyone actually says shiznit
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:34, archived)
#
please make it stopppp

edit/ I cant believe anyone listens to Greenday
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:36, archived)
#
and Colour Me Badd
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:50, archived)
# I actually
find the whole thread quite entertaining!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:35, archived)
# can you
link us dear?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:37, archived)
# I'll be your dear
www.b3ta.com/board/5510286
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:39, archived)
# thanks
i remember seeing the guy around but i missed the particular offending thread
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:39, archived)
# ahha
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=26733&board=main

*brain asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:43, archived)
#
lordy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:45, archived)
# ahhhh it's too concentrated
*s'plodes also*


/hahaha what a hard cnut
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:45, archived)
# saw it the first time
top shoppage, I like the correction too, really makes a difference I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:36, archived)
# aw thankya ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:37, archived)
# the pussy source pic is possibly the biggest pussy pic Ive ever seen on t'web
gallery.prezzibenzina.it/d/3336-4/serious-cat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:43, archived)
# It's head is bigger than mine -
Aaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:45, archived)
# i dont get it....
i made this in flash, but when i publish it as a gif its always slow and crappy looking, i dont know whats going wrong


(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:49, archived)
# That would be my fault.

It looks loverlee though!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:51, archived)
# open the gif in the GIMP or imageready and mess with the frame delays
/edit: it actually doesn't look bad at all, what's your issue with it? i like it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:51, archived)
# Have you tried exflangulating the pro-flouride tridectometer?

/knows nothing of Flash

Looks good anyway, woo! :)

*Edit rap*
The wasp was there just flying along
Humming away this right dope song
Thinking about Mrs Wasp's new thong
Til he gets eaten, what a mong
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:53, archived)
# guh-huyven!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:58, archived)
# me neither
god why am I awake....


edit: actually, I know that there is a bit when you optimize to a gif where you can change how many frames per second it is. So yeah...find that.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:54, archived)
# Because you're on California time?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:55, archived)
# yeah...
I've been here since Tuesday though! I haven't been trying particularly hard to get over my jetlag, which I should have, and it's kind of screwing me over :(
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:57, archived)
# Aw, it sucks
I hope you get over it quickly
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:03, archived)
# thanks
:)

edit: Happy b3taday! I just noticed, silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:06, archived)
# Why thank you
*offers cake*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:25, archived)
# happy b3taday!! i made you a portrait
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:23, archived)
# Yay!
I really do get that excited when confronted by cake, too...

Thank you!

and on that note, I'm off to bed. G'night everybody
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:26, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:30, archived)
# ooh!
happy b3day!

have some cake

*hands cake

but.. you've only been here for a year?! Crikey..
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:26, archived)
# Oh yay!
Ta!
*really goes to bed now*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:33, archived)
# Sorry for last night anyone who was here... hehe.
Fireworks don't agree with my face, nor does Patrick Moore.

This is piss poor, I have no mouse just a laptop mouse pad thingie. I do apologise, kinda.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:35, archived)
# Has
Patrick Moore burned your eyes, forced you to wear a Led Zep t-shirt, then taken up residency in your throat?

Thats a bit tough.
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:41, archived)
# I'm
going to say yes.

I just realised I'm one hand away from goatsie-ing my own face...
*dies of shame*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:42, archived)
# *raps*
There is a band, Led Zeppelin
Who have to take Penicillin
'Cos all the ho's they be chillin'
All needed a mercy killin'
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:46, archived)
# 'was'

;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:49, archived)
# Have they split up then?
I can't keep up with these modern 'pop' bands
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:05, archived)
# MORE BURN BRUSH
I jest, it's nice, really
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:52, archived)
# are you pouting?
how very emo hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:58, archived)
# Poor guy
(I helped save b3ta! Hosehead, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:32, archived)
# hahaha
bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:36, archived)
# Haha!
*raps*
Welll Michael J Fox
Sang with Ultravox
Wearing Flavor Flav Clocks
On Top of the Pops
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:39, archived)
# word
(Hairy Midget, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:05, archived)
# Haha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:08, archived)
# i was just thinking of that today
i think because i saw a commercial where michael j fox is returning to TV for some show... eh

i don't think i'll ever forget this animation either
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:31, archived)
# haha
I saw that too.
(Hairy Midget, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:11, archived)
# For some reason
These jokes just never get old.
(I helped save b3ta! WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:45, archived)
# Won't sombody help him?


I would but i can't think up a witty excuse...
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:57, archived)
# It's a beautiful thing!
/clicks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:04, archived)
# that
is really cool. id like to learn how to do something decent with animation but i have *no* software...any recommendations?
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:09, archived)
# i use adobe image ready...
which comes with photoshop. I have also been known to dabble with Serif Photoplus. You can make fairly good animations with that (plus you can convert avi movie files to gifs with it) and its its fairly cheap! bonza!
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:12, archived)
# cheap?
aka free? i have photoshop installed but im an amateur...altho i think it had imageready installed at the same time...i shall play, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:18, archived)
# what i'd really like is if imageready could save .avi files
that would be greeeeat...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:26, archived)
# You have fun at your piss up?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:42, archived)
# actually didn't do anything of the sort
rather, i've reaffirmed the fact that my hometown is considerably good at churning out assholes at an alarming rate, and i can't wait to get back to uni.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:43, archived)
# Ouch, not so fun then
I'm counting the days too...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:48, archived)
# i go back on the bloody 30th
i'm wasting away... gah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:50, archived)
# Christ, you've got a while to go then
I'm more fattening up than wasting away... sitting in my room all day on the fackin' computer and not a mile uphill both ways to get things like food
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:51, archived)
# i'd rather be doing schoolwork than sitting at home
at least i had no chores at school...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:53, archived)
# i'm a real' big fan
of only going downstairs to be with my friends, too
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:55, archived)
# my best friends all live within twenty meters of me, on the same floor
how i miss them so
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:00, archived)
# I live directly above one of mine...
I need to venture to the guys' floor to find my friends
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:02, archived)
# hehe
there is a girl's quad on my floor that is turning into a girlfriend's coven, gah all my buddies are going off and getting girlfriends, the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:07, archived)
# how could they!?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:12, archived)
# Thanks for the tip!!
I just nabbed Serif Photoplus -- many times easier than Animation Shop (JASC product)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:43, archived)
# I would
but then I wouldn't get to watch that lizard repeatedly eat his head
:D
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:31, archived)
# Sorry to threadjack
it's not worth its own thread, but I was playing around with my camera (and my sister). She blinked during the long exposure, making her eyes look really creepy
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:43, archived)
# Eek!
and
Phwooar!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:48, archived)
# caught mid-blink! nice timing ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:52, archived)
# Help him?
When he's having so much fun?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:34, archived)
# a bit of doodling
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:55, archived)
# that
is pretty cool. i cant believe ive hit F5 so often and noones alive to see your pic. the little dude there obviously doesnt like the fact that its 4:25am! :/
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:26, archived)
# its a travesty
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:47, archived)
# surely its not that late...
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:49, archived)
# haha
now no-one can read his hilarious shirt

edit: I'm off for a wank to bed. 'night all
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:50, archived)
# I want that t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:54, archived)
# Monkeys took my Grandma
roughly from behind?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:54, archived)
# Ning!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:42, archived)
# thats
actually pretty clever..i like :)
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:51, archived)
# Totally seemless, innit
Cheers! :)
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:56, archived)

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