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I don't want to alarm anyone

but I found these

FuckSocks!

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Ted, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)

Must buy!

Must buy!
The "fuck you" ones, I think.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

just for that

you can have my all new woo sock

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)

I want some that say

Woo on the left and Yayy on the right.

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Ted, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)

where were you thinking

of wearing your "houpla" then?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)

when miffy met hedley

(the original woodsman, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:26, archived)

just when i thought I had lost the will to live

you appear to've found it.
woo!

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)

Applauds

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:34, archived)

He's mates with Slade, you know.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)

That...

Just makes him look like Boy George!

(qwerty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)

nope, still looks like you

pickle
:)

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)

hehehe

i just chuckled heartily ! woo!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)

you look at home with them tho

and that's the main thing.

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

well its a week late

so i adapted and overcame

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:14, archived)

Pic of Rob from chimpy's pics

No photoshopping required, i feel :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:14, archived)

my dog dances for cake

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wangolini, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:13, archived)

question...

if it was your dog, would you..
a/ Pet it and stroke it?
b/ Have it put down, or decapitated because it looked too smarmy?
(the winking makes me loathe the woman even more. she is, truly a dog/bitch)
nice dancer tho'. :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)

Heheh

Someone in the office was tapping their foot to the rhythm of that, and I've just spent 5 minutes staring and laughing..

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)

PARTY

http://www.tokisip.com/b3ta/pics/party/

er. i'm new. can someone tell me what you guys get up to. some great pictures.

ad

(adam lynch, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:11, archived)

See that picture by Wangolini? Up there, look.

That's what we do.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:14, archived)

er.

okay- i now that. but psp and all. how do you get them on to the site???

ad

(adam lynch, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)

faq

read this
[edit]oops. works better now.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)

rob ...come on ...please

put the faq on the front page or sumat...

[pretty please]

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:25, archived)

It appears in the features box sometimes.

But a FAQ link at the top of the board might help? I dunno.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:36, archived)

help people?

what the hell kind of place do you think this is? It's like an initiation test - you all drank the goats blood too, right?

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)

Maybe the initiation test should be

figuring it out for yourself?
Yes. That'll certainly save me typing ../features/faq/ all the time. Bollocks to helping people I say.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)

You should send them

for a left-handed screwdriver, blue skyhook, long weight and all that other newbie soul destroying stuff

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MartinH, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)

Yes.

I shall tell them to type <muppet type=twonk src="mypicture is poo.jpg"> or something.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)

at the top of this page

might be an idea....

or we''ll all be saying 'yes mate, you post pictures by going to the front page

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)

hee

hee

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:16, archived)

Hotcha!

Finally, someone with proof I was at the b3ta party! Even I didn't have a photo of me.
But HELL, I look bladdered! :)

(Glis, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)

which one

were you?

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)

I was the one...

...Wearing the "Woo/Yay" tie made from lots of sticky labels :)

(Glis, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)

where are

the photos from the b3ta party? linky please...

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buttercup, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:08, archived)

look a bit further down the page...

or you could just click here

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:10, archived)

or there's some

here!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:19, archived)

damn

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:22, archived)

Is it just me...

Or is this just crying out to be photoshopped? What is Jesus doing to that girl? I would do it myself, but I am but a lowly IT technician and do not possess your creative skills...

Anyone?

catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3984.jpg

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:01, archived)

Or this one

Look at the guy on the right... Whats he up to ?

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Mrfishfinger .com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:05, archived)

Yes my child...

touch me there ooooh

It is the way of god

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:09, archived)

been done already

sorry to disapoint(sp)

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)

Oh well

Do it again then

oh go on

go on

go on go on go on go on go on go on go on etc zzzzzz

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:07, archived)

hmmm maybe someone will

im too busy working on a miffy/domo kun liason (not that kind) at the moment

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:09, archived)

well

i never saw it first time round and it made me :) so thats reason enough. in my world it is anyway

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:08, archived)

Well...

whatever he's doing to that girl shes enjoying it....look at the size of the grin on her face!

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:13, archived)

Miffy = Bad

Ask yourself: is it really worth your childs life?

(Dean, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:01, archived)

Nice

one.

(squeaks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:05, archived)

rushed,..

(HoTWire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:00, archived)

i do actually

like that one. very creative. used to that kind of thing. the bf's a satanist..

*expects more "evil bitch" comments now* :(

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:05, archived)

so he basically

hasn't got a bunny you can boil?

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:13, archived)

Awww come on unicorn

we like you really, even if you do love miffy just that little bit too much...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:16, archived)

you

making me feel guilty now unicorn, bugger. or is that all part of your evil scheme

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)

Boiling would be too painless

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MartinH, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:00, archived)

splendid

w/y. this bunny destroying is turning into a bit of a craze

(BazTard, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:02, archived)

why does everybody hate poor miffy?

..?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:09, archived)

Wealthy

Cute and loved by all girls.

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chimpy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)

I like that

I'm off home, its finsh at 3:15 Tuesday....

Hazar

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Mrfishfinger .com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:07, archived)

Bit rushed but

here we go, b3ta party pics
Will label/etc after consumption of Sun+Fresh Air+Bag of French beer

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chimpy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:57, archived)

there's one of those

where I actually look quite good. I'm stunned.

...several more of me looking like a pissed minger of course, but that's only to be expected.
(/shuts up about self)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:00, archived)

oooh

but the ones of Rob are fanfucksockingtastic, to steal a phrase.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:02, archived)

You'd never even know

I was there. I'm not sure myself now :-(

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:02, archived)

don't worry

I remember you. ;)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:25, archived)

Oi you.

Behave.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)

Whens the next b3ta party?

I want to come!!! Looks like a laugh...

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)

i want to go

as well, saying as i missed that one. im rather miffed i missed it now. bugger.

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:09, archived)

Instead of going to the b3ta party...

I went into Acton with some colleagues and had a proper shit night and got confused for someone else and thrown out of the club after the bouncers nearly snapped my thumb off.

Which was nice

I shall know not to be so foolish, and follow my heart next time....

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:19, archived)

good show

you did well. i had more success in going back home ot newcastle for the weekend, the land where i can pull a lady without having to do ANYTHING. Pefect for lazy/useless blokes everywhere :)
Although i do intend to go to the next B3ta shindig....

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)

I think that's the first picture

we have of the great Cal, on the left of no14

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MartinH, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:09, archived)

And the lovely

pep

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chimpy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)

apparently i went to school with pep

but i don't recognise him/her

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)

a blessing,

believe me.

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:35, archived)

If anybody wants to

mail me any more, I'm happy to add them to form a more complete record, including the photoshopped ones.

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chimpy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:14, archived)

Miffy is sad

I did this really quickly, then my ftp packed in :(

[ Clicky to my B3ta stuff in a new window ]

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Mrfishfinger .com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:56, archived)

they came from the skys

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:53, archived)

I'm typing this with one hand

because I'm chewing on the fist of the other... trying not to laugh too loudly.

(edit): why is this picture so funny? It's completely cracking me up... it's quite embarrassing in fact...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:56, archived)

Christ

An invasion!

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:57, archived)

I was to enter it for "when mice attack"

but I need a delicatesion (cheese shop).

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)

HAHAhahahahaahahahaha...oh..hahahaaaaa

k e r l a s s !!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:01, archived)

had to

i really had to.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:47, archived)

i feel so guilty

poor miffy. i should never have brought her to this awful place.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:50, archived)

miffy's demise

is all your fault, hang your head in shame! nice one pp

(BazTard, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:52, archived)

Hooray! Death to stupid rabbits!

(qwerty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:52, archived)

Sega font !

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:20, archived)

Heheh

Love the hellobunny style blood...

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:56, archived)

Heh!

Slice that rabbit!

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MartinH, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:58, archived)

Woo!

Nice one Pickly! :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)

aaww

thanks guys n gals :)
*big huggles and kissywissies!*
*mwah*

(/conceals weapon..mutters to himself..mwahaha)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:03, archived)

Is today still giant badger day?

RAAAARRGH! stop running away, Badger Food!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)

heee heee heee! helllp us!

he said after he's done tickling us he's going to kill us and eat us!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:45, archived)

sorry for linking to the colleges servers...

but I can't ftp today. and don't have time for photoshop or 20m.com. can someone "sponsor" me today?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:46, archived)

B3TA Compilation

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:42, archived)

Oooh!

Must make myself one of those...

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:52, archived)

I was hoping

for a front page debut, this being my 'nearly 300th message' and all...

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)

theres a challenge to be set

create your own b3ta compilation....

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raw-edge, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:10, archived)

oh dear

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:42, archived)

awww, poor miffy!

how sad....

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:43, archived)

Photoshop Gaz Top

We've got the interview in. I was thinking it might be interesting for you to read the interview first and see if you want to relate your photoshops to the actual questions/answers.

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rob, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:39, archived)

Carol Vorderman is WELSH?!!!

Well fukc me!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:48, archived)

but isn't that Pickledpizza?

no?

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:51, archived)

(in hong-kong-phooey-voice...)

Could be!!!!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:00, archived)

blimey - you're

a beauty.
:)

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

for your information,

a "Cystadlaeaith" is a word meaning "category" or "level" and when pronounced properly it sounds a bit like "custardlithe". I think it loses a little in translation because I told it to the resident Welsh speaker here and she laughed.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 13:52, archived)

Mr. Pedant writes

Cystadleuaeth means competition, like a big cheese competition.

(sorry, couldn't find the Mr. Pedant gif...)

(Rarebit, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:21, archived)

ah.

she was struggling a bit for the definition - she said "class, like in a competition, you know, a category"... so to be fair it's me that got the wrong end of the stick.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

Bit of a short

interview? or is that just a snippet?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:04, archived)

he refused to do a long one

He only wanted to answer 8 - I had to negotiate up to 12.

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rob, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:14, archived)

Diva.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)

nah....

Beaver.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:22, archived)

is it just me

or does anyone else feel very disappointed with that interview ?
it was too .... serious...

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DaWolfey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)

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