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www.randimaginator.tk is maybe broken these days, I don't know. You tell me.

I no longer maintain The b3ta webring. Talk to this fella.
*sigh*... I'm getting too old for this...

Recent front page messages:

That mysterious smile...

Click for ludicrous


*cough* Visit my webby! ;)
(Thu 18th Nov 2004, 22:25, More)

Mo-hawk

2nd attemp with the GIMP.
(Sat 13th Sep 2003, 23:53, More)

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(Sun 1st Jun 2003, 3:45, More)



Clickery biggery

(Tue 27th May 2003, 23:15, More)

"That bitch - she totally got plastic surgery"

(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 21:26, More)

There's always one show off...
visit my new (old) site!
(Sat 18th Jan 2003, 23:47, More)



(Fri 17th Jan 2003, 19:25, More)



(Sat 7th Dec 2002, 12:48, More)

Silly...

Clicky for a bit bigger...

(Sun 24th Nov 2002, 18:23, More)

Happy Sunday cherries weeee!
La la la!
(Sun 17th Nov 2002, 14:17, More)

Best answers to questions:

» World's Most Hated Food

Turnip.
Turdnip, I say! A fucking waste of space. Takes 2 hours to peel, 3 hours to boil, 4 hours to mash and 5 hours to eat. After all that, what does it taste like? Dodgy water, that's what.
In fact:

SELECT FOOD_NAME FROM WORLD
WHERE FOOD_NAME LIKE "*NIP"
AND TASTY = TRUE

0 results

(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 16:34, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

I once worked at a paging service.
People would call to leave messages which I would type and send on...
...around 600 times a day.
People redirected their mobiles to this service (why did they have both a pager and a mobile phone?)
More often than not:

- Thank you for calling [company], can I take your message for John Smith?
- Hello John?
- No, this is Mr Smith's paging service. I can take a message and pass it on.
- Is John there?
- No, sir. This is...
- Where is he?
- I have no idea, I do not work with Mr Smith. This is...
- What are you doing with his phone, then?
- I don't have his phone, but I can leave him a message.
- Oh, this is a message service? I see... Tell him I rang so. *click*

My headset, phone and keyboard all had teethmarks.
(Wed 31st Dec 2003, 12:04, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What's the worst thing about raping a 4 year old boy?
Getting blood on your clown suit.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 19:09, More)

» Claims to Fame

bumwine.com
"COMING SOON: BUCKFAST"

My suggestion.
(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 20:30, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Easi-cocking-singles
They're not cheese and anything that incorporates them is NOT a sandwich, it's a crumby deception.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 16:41, More)
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