IT'S ON TODAY TOO!


Come for the Saturday or the Sunday or FUCKING BOTH

OK. By popular demand, we have decided on the date for the Summer Bash. Starting on the Saturday afternoon and throught to Sunday evening. It is the date we had previously posted for the rock festival we usually help run, but the cunts have shat on us this year and so we have resigned from the committee.

LIVE MUSIC - And maybe the appearence of a sleb or two.

There will be the usual copius quantities of booze and food, crash and camping space and yet another masterpiece to be tossed off in the studio.

We guarantee this will be the best one yet and maybe we may even invite the odd live band or two.

There will be displays from the Fen Underwater Basket Weaving Team* and the Over 80's All Cambridgeshire Nudist Trampomalinists**.

* & ** may not be true

There will prolly be a cake made by the Mrs and brekkies will be served on the Sunday morning. Lifts from and to Ely train station or from the bus stop. The phone numbers will be posted the day before as usual if you don't already have them. There is loads of parking spaces available and a completely revamped garden for even more camping spaces. The gazebo will be up and the bar-b-que lit. There is now lighting all the way to the top of the garden now where we have built a not very secret garden with a new pond, rockery and waterfall and stuff. It is verr pretty.

The new layout

The one on the right is crying because she has been touched on her special place. CHB Bash Industries Inc
can not be held responsible for special place touching at any of their bashs or events.


baldmonkey is wot dun this


TO GET HERE EITHER TRAIN TO ELY STATION OR BUS TO ELY BUS STATION. WHEN YOU ARRIVE RING US. OUR NUMBER IS ON THE WEB PAGE WHEN YOU CLICK THE LINK BELOW THE FLASHING ARROW, AS ARE FULL DETAILS ETC. WE WILL SEND A CAR TO COLLECT YOU FROM EITHER OF THESE TWO POINTS. BUSSING FROM CAMBRIDGE? GET THE ELY BUS AND ASK DRIVER TO PUT YOU OFF AT STREAHAM ROUNDABOUT THEN RING US.
HOW TO FUCKING GET HERE
And yes, I did spell ROUNDABOUT
wrong. Happy now?

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.