Do you have any CD's by diminutive purple obsessed short arses?

Do you want to get rid of them because he is now acting like a twat?

I am planning a giant bonfire* where you can burn everything from records to your raspberry beret.

Event will go ahead if it doesn't purple rain. My auntie has transport (a little red corvette) if you need a lift.


* For all the sheriffs out there, this is not a real event.

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