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ANN SUMMERS PARTY! LADIES ONLY

I am having an Ann Summers party at my house in June, I have official crash spaces for 4 and the sofa places have already been claimed by Jenpots and Esme the other two people will have to bring your own sleeping bags.camp beds etc, if you have them if we can set up a couple of double duvets on the living room floor.

I AM REALLY REALLY SORRY GENTS BUT THIS IS STRICTLY LADIES ONLY. - That is not my rule but Ann Summers rule.

If you are coming please gaz me for my address and I can also provide local travel inn details and stuff.

If anyone wants to meet up earlier in Leeds or Bradford for a few glasses of wine (this bit CAN include Men) then please say so.

(may I also ashamedly advise that as of last Wednesday I am currently removing every inch of wallpaper in my house so if I am not decorated you have been warned of impending scruff in advance as I am about as efficient as a spanish builder) UPDATE Decorating more or less complete but the final touches aren't!



Edit: ONly One crash space left

Currently Crashing

Esme
TopuptheTea
Jenpots


Sat 21 Jun 2008, 19:00

Sp@ms house

ANN SUMMERS PARTY! LADIES ONLY

Going: Mrs.Sp@m, Barry Chuckle III, Mykeyboy, G/PP, Esme Weatherwax, mike woz ere, TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, TopUpTheTea, GrandmaOfShoes, King Baby Duck, the RAND corporation, jenpots, baldmonkey, in vino veritas (14 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:26, Reply)
fuck you you sexist motherfucker

I'm coming and I'm going to fill you all with fucking CANDLES


(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 4 May 2008, 18:27, Reply)
Im going to sue Ann Summers for discrimination.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:28, Reply)
and then rape her with her own sex toys

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 4 May 2008, 18:30, Reply)
Oh yes

She'll love it


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:31, Reply)
Men and women in a private place with sex toys

is classed as an orgy. Thats why you lot can't go


(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:32, Reply)
So thats why i was arrested that time in the ann summers shop on union street

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:34, Reply)
No

shops are different. If you read I put 'in a private place'


(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:36, Reply)
like up a ladies chuff

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 8 May 2008, 20:38, Reply)
i had no idea about this

are orgies illegal then?


(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 4 May 2008, 18:36, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:38, Reply)
I had to google that

and found this instead.


(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:47, Reply)
What if it was a room full of lesbians?

Or a room full of homosexuals?


(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 8 May 2008, 10:40, Reply)
I would but I'm seeing Neil Diamond that day

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:30, Reply)
...

Neil Diamond? My exes mum loved that, and she was well dowdy.


(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:43, Reply)
As am I :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 4 May 2008, 19:02, Reply)
..... =)

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(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:37, Reply)
If I lived nearer

I would. I've never been to an Ann Summers party.


(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:42, Reply)
If you can get transport I can sort you out a crash space

Ann Summers parties are fun!


(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:45, Reply)
i'll be there in undies

deffo


(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 4 May 2008, 19:02, Reply)
If I promise to cross-dress

Can I come then? :)


(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 8 May 2008, 16:28, Reply)
I'm bringing Saints and Slaves MC with me

hope that's ok


(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50, Reply)
What I am going to do is reply here, so as to fuel mass speculation.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 10 May 2008, 23:47, Reply)
Yes please

I want my sleepy spot!

fankoos xxx


(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 13 May 2008, 22:58, Reply)
Confirmeded :)

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 15 May 2008, 20:07, Reply)
I'm coming.

I'll be there. If I have to hack my way in with a meat cleaver.


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:48, Reply)

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