The inimitable Pooflake and my good self are playing a sunday afternoon gig at a...........wait for it..................BEER AND CIDER FESTIVAL WOOHOO!!!!
It'll be at the Brickmakers arms in Berkswell. It's a 2 min walk from the train station on the line from London to Birmingham so there's easy access for all.
Come along and support the gig, all proceeds to the Belmers' getting-ratted-and-falling-about fund.
It's a good cause. Honest!

Is Berkswell walkable from Warwick?

EDIT: &ltLooks at map&gt. Possibly not... Never mind, I'll be on the train.

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but it would take you about 3 1/2 hours :p

And then if you had to walk back after all the cider about 7 hours...

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Lifts ahoy.

So I'll be coming, woo!

Cawl

I'll plan my transport closer to the date, depends if we do owt on Saturday!

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Hopefully not by myself...

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I'll be with you, I think!

Cawl

You are staying in and cleaning the house :p Earn your keep!

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Fire is the best cleaning product. Ever. FACT.

Cawl

You can come out and drink :p

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Why, thank you!

Cawl

but shall make every effort to attend...steady as she goes, captain!

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Well Pooflake and I have been rehearsing (yeah right! Like we do anything so structured) so the afternoon may be slightly less offensive to your delicate ears. We're also looking for ideas on acoustic stuff we could do and/or acoustic versions of favourite tracks.

Any suggestions?

Acoustic stuff.

Just ask Mr. Lake about "The Retard Song", haha!

I'd love to hear a cover of "Breaking The Law" by Judas Priest.
That'd make my day.

Cawl

I will be supplying earplugs for the insult to music that we will be offering.

Please don't bring anything other than a large thirst...and VERY low expectations...

Pooflake braces for an onslaught...

Down-play it all you like, I'm still really looking forward to this!

Cawl

Well, i can still come, but I have to be in court in Kingston first thing Monday morning, meaning I won't be able to stay crazy late.

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Not quantity *grins*

Cawl

are going to be out on the Saturday, I thought that a hangover cure breakfast might be in order on Sunday morning.

So therefore I cordially invite anyone who might be free to one of my special breakfasts on Sunday morning at half 10. It will be quite brilliant. If you have any food allergies, or afflictions of vegetarianism please let me know.

Sounds like a genius plan!

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I'll fully assume that I'll be there!
If TGB lets me :(
Because I don't know my way around Leam at all.

Also, I'm very allergic to cooked fish.
Although I doubt that's relevant!

Cawl

be there as well!

My breakfasts are salt ackee and rum.

So the fish thing might be an issue?
I can stick with the rum though :)

I assume she'll be there :p
I just hope I haven't been killed and thrown into the canal...

Cawl

Hopefully, it will involve Bucks fizz, orange juice, fresh coffee, french toast, pancakes, maples syrup, sausage, bacon, eggs and hash browns.

I look forward to it :D

Cawl

Lots of knives.

I shall probably be looking like shit, but I will be there :p

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I'll bring a selection :)

Cawl

and turned up just a smidgeon after at 14:08, only to be told it wasn't starting until !*!(!(! 18:00 o clock hours.

*Points to self*

Really Captain. that's a bit off.

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Myself and Madame Poulet would love to be able to make the bash, unfortunately we can't make it this eve.

We'd like to wish you the best of luck for a good bash. Hope all goes spiffingly, my regards to the Capt.

Catch up real soon fellas.

PJM & chickenlady

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