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Rubber Chicken On A Stick Day

RCOASD is a holiday for single people who cannot celebrate Valentines Day, or non-single people who don't like Valentines Day anyways.

How is it celebrated? Suggestions are welcome.

Simply replace any typical Valentines imagery such as cherubs and hearts by, you guessed it, a rubber chicken on a stick.


Tue 14 Feb 2006, all day

everywhere

Rubber Chicken On A Stick Day

Going: Caustic Armadillo, Rev. Cleo, the RAND corporation, BadBadman (4 people).

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 19:09, Reply)
I despise you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 21:24, Reply)
I would

but I'll probably be doing my bird up the wrong 'un that night


(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 21:26, Reply)
I like rubber chickens, but I prefer them with pulleys in the middle.

I may sign up.


But would this mean forfiting any possible chocolates?


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 21:26, Reply)
Not at all!

That's the beauty of it, see?


(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 3:39, Reply)
i know how to celebrate it

every time some one makes a reference to receiving cards twat them in the face with Rubber Chicken On A Stick.


(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 23:31, Reply)
Brilliant!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 19:22, Reply)
I`d sign up

but I don`t know where to find such items


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 22:05, Reply)
my BIIIIIIRTHDAAAY!

v-day always takes second place.

*wonders why I am single...*


(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 10:24, Reply)

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