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International Run While Taking a Shit Day

You basically run and try to shit. It's not easy!

RULES
1.) Run to your predetermined destination or as far as it takes to shit your pants.
2.) Shit your pants.
3.) All judges decisions are final.

Grounds for disqualification
1.) Not showing up to the event.
2.) Not running while having a shit.
3.) Not wearing pants.

Unfortunately, as the judge of this event, I will not be able to participate, since that would be an unfair advantage.


Mon 4 Dec 2006, 18:00

Earth

International Run While Taking a Shit Day

Going: mugatu, The Duke of Prunes, Neon Blue, Nobody Likes (4 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 27 Nov 2006, 6:22, Reply)
i'm in

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 15:49, Reply)
I'm up for that

it sounds like good fun.


(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 19:09, Reply)
Oh, damn

I was considering taking part in this event, but I really don't see why I need to wear pants, that's just social pressure and I disagree with it.


(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 22:08, Reply)
For you, we can probably make some exceptions.

You don't actually have to WEAR the pants if you can shit them from a distance while running. Sort of like a run-by-shitting with a high degree of accuracy?

I'm suspecting this may be an advanced skill?


(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 3 Dec 2006, 1:29, Reply)
YAR

I will be doing me best, YAR!


(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 1:38, Reply)
i could do this blindfolded

whilst running naked through a greenhouse full of cactuses.

not only will i win, but i will also be the man to do the biggest and prettiest turd.


(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 1:51, Reply)
Sounds like you may have to wait

for International Run While Shitting Up a Cactus Day!

(or start training up!)

We're aiming for pants in this competition!


(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 3 Dec 2006, 2:03, Reply)
Why not do it without pants and award prizes based on length of shit-trail?

I don't how else you're going to get people to actually run while shitting.


(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 5:15, Reply)


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(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:39, Reply)

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