This enjoyable event is not only for all senior citizens in Ashendon Bucks but for anyone else who cares to go along (probably). And it's all paid for, courtesy of the Red Lion Social Club - Ashendon Bucks, so you don't need any money.

The Duke of Prunes

But sadly I'm only on a diet of senior citizens and can't afford to change it for anyone.

riverghost servicing your mum since

"Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian by Marina Lewycka – An excellent find by Vicky Blue that turned out to be far more entertaining than the title implies."

I find the last line hard to believe. The title entertains me immensely.

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute