This reminds me of someone I know.
They have something wrong with their middle ear and sinuses which means that on occasions their internal horizontal axis can suddenly not be at the angle it should be.
You can be walking along talking to him and suddenly he throws himself into a hedge or just goes down like he's been shot in the head.
I'll have to get him to drink a pint while standing on his head...It'll either cure him or catapult him through the ceiling.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:42, Share, Reply)
Fuck knows.
He says his ears 'pop' as if he's on a plane, then he feels like he's falling over so he 'corrects' himself which is the hedge/floor part.
He once got questioned by the police when he was walking to work as they thought he was drunk (but not disorderly). They didn't believe his excuse as to why he had fallen over and began crawling along the pavement and thought it was more likely that their breathaliser was faulty.
Sorry everyone, this has gone a bit QOTW hasn't it?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:32, Share, Reply)